Never start a hot take with “as a Pats fan” - the whole world knows what is coming next.

What kind of loser ghost haunts an apartment that is only 350 sq ft? When I’m a ghost I’m haunting a big ass mansion or not at all.

Blows them up on Fourth of July, reveals them right before Halloween. They’ll grow back on Easter.

All jets should steer clear of this cloud.

“Look, a small percentage of you who are willing to dole out exorbitant amounts of cash to see a mediocre team are going to benefit greatly from this...”

That would be a killer costume!

“Human Jock Jam” Bahahaha. Nice.

Those 3 bros in the middle will be writing for Deadspin upon graduation.

Gronk does not go to Halloween parties as a superhero. Superheroes go to Halloween parties as Gronk.

Still milder than the spikes that Darren Sharper dished out.

I don't know, Magary looks like he would hurt somebody in this picture. Then you see the sweater/jacket around his waist, and realize that you're right all along.

Samer just got clowned so hard he should have to go work at MTV News nows.

Christ, that second picture. That shirt is some next level Magary-type shit. Did Samer borrow that from Drew? No, that can’t be. Even Drew wouldn’t wear something that bad.

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...

Knowing JPP’s talent, I’m sure getting those sacks will be a hell of a lot easier than counting them.

Except that wasn’t a handball. Arm was down and didn’t move into the ball. The ball moved into the arm. Geiger was right here.

Because throwing a yellow handkerchief...sorry, “flag”.... in the air is a much more manly, “straight” way to call a penalty.

What is this mastubatory bullshit, Greg? Again, the fucking spectre of “disproportionate representation” rears its head, with statistics being used with no context as to their meaning beyond apparently justifying in this article the statement “blacks are presumed criminal from birth”.

Can someone please describe how the officer SHOULD have removed this insubordinate student from the classroom? She was gripping the desk and wasnt letting go. Her disruption of the class is completely unfair to the students that actually want to learn.