Beating a woman? No problem; welcome to the team!

Catholics do tithe, actually. Not all of them adhere to it, but my mother, my grandparents, and my aunts have been doing it their whole lives.

Ah, I remember when I was a young man, young enough to think it necessary to own more than one pair of shoes.

Wow. He really did expose his sole in those shots.

“Jason who?” - Lamar Odom

Prayers to the Flutie family.

They will stop when they no longer make 5 bazillion dollars at the box office!

As a proud Towson graduate, I believe I speak on behalf of all alumni when I say “We have a swim team?”

he’d be the resulting product “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”

Doubt it fits in without ruining anything - Lucas sold out and the Mouse needs to make MONEY.

And you see how well that worked out! 150 years later, and boom, you’ve got Colin Farrell over here impregnating out daughters LEFT AND RIGHT. Oh lordy, how I long for the good old pre-Irish days, when a man was a man, unless he was physically owned by another man....

“I already did.” - Stephanie March

I think the idea here is that they aren’t going to win with McCown this year, so what is the point in a solid season from a career backup? This is a team that should be planning for the future and McCown isn’t the future.

Rappers are exempted from this since they all make up their own nicknames to begin with.

The only time your input on your nickname is appreciated is when you let it be known that you hate it

Nickname: Passithere

He finished the day at 5/20 passing with 4 interceptions.

I bet some asshole at DraftKings knew Pernell McPhee was out. Damn insider information.

Good thing for him he’s on Injured Reserve. His seats would suck if he was on Injured General Admission.