Beating a woman? No problem; welcome to the team!

Catholics do tithe, actually. Not all of them adhere to it, but my mother, my grandparents, and my aunts have been doing it their whole lives.

Ah, I remember when I was a young man, young enough to think it necessary to own more than one pair of shoes.

Wow. He really did expose his sole in those shots.

“Jason who?” - Lamar Odom

It’s true. She gets me, she really does! She even suggested that the song that plays when we kiss be “Everything is Awesome”

Super excited about this. Since my fiancee and I are actually getting married the night of the premiere, we and our wedding guests will be missing opening night. As a mea culpa of sorts, we’ve booked a private showing of EP VII for the next day for family, friends, and ourselves :D

Prayers to the Flutie family.

Unless you’re Rachel Dolezal.

“...and sand. I don’t like sand.”

They will stop when they no longer make 5 bazillion dollars at the box office!

As a proud Towson graduate, I believe I speak on behalf of all alumni when I say “We have a swim team?”

he’d be the resulting product “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”

Doubt it fits in without ruining anything - Lucas sold out and the Mouse needs to make MONEY.

And you see how well that worked out! 150 years later, and boom, you’ve got Colin Farrell over here impregnating out daughters LEFT AND RIGHT. Oh lordy, how I long for the good old pre-Irish days, when a man was a man, unless he was physically owned by another man....

“I already did.” - Stephanie March

I think the idea here is that they aren’t going to win with McCown this year, so what is the point in a solid season from a career backup? This is a team that should be planning for the future and McCown isn’t the future.

It’s a safe bet that he may avoid matches and tinder of any kind for a while.

The $1 million surgery, which NYU will graciously pay for, was deemed a success after Hardison was taken shopping at Macy’s and no one in the store paused to give him a second look.

Not sure if I buy that he found it before he found the 3 people - it showed him killing a walker in the truck cab before he could drive it.