I used to date a girl who was functionally deaf without her hearing aid, and she once admitted to me that she just turned the thing off around people she didn’t like.

Honestly, if I had an injury that could reasonably lead to some amnesia, I’ll consider using it as an opportunity to at least act like I no longer know certain people, even if I still did.

I remarked to my girlfriend after she heard about this story that “if I ever get that kind of brain damage from anything, please, pull the plug. I don’t want to survive that.”

To which she said “if I found out you got brain damage after a night in a whorehouse, I’d gladly pull the plug.”

Is it going to be cool to like France again?

Quite apropos, as the Long Island Rail Road as a whole is comparable to a river of pisswater.

That’s a see something/say something as far as I’m concerned. Those people should be locked up for precrime.

I honestly read this wrong the first time and gagged.

Nice try, Josh Gordon.

I’m sure he won’t be a bust. It’s not like he’s a first round pick of the Browns.

To know that, I would have had to stick around and watch.

This is the winner.

As a daily 6 train rider, I concur.

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This is happening a lot because all these tv shows pre-2005 were shown on fullscreen but taped using widescreen, so a lot of what we are seeing now is stuff they knew wouldn’t be seen when it aired back in the 90s. so everything about 15% on each side is stuff that was cut when the show aired

Jennifer Aniston was replaced in Brad Pitt’s love life and everyone in the world has kept noticing for years and years and years.

This game would still be unwatchable, regardless of the uniforms.

This will forever be known as the Christmas Bowl.

Bill-Jets games are usually enjoyed best by being completely blind.

Meh. I don’t blame him for trying. Not much different than pulling out a 2-year-old PBA card that you got from some guy you barely know.

There was a lot of this around the Marathon bombings as well. Don’t fucking tell me that the bombings didn’t happen, and that the “victims” were all actors. None of the people that my colleagues and I took care of in emergency rooms all over the city were actors. Their wounds were 100% real, not stage makeup. And…