He just threw the second pitch

The relationship between cops and tow company’s is incredibly sleazy. Tow companies will often throw the cops money for getting them business, wich in turn makes cops overly trigger happy to call for a tow.

My mom works at a jewelery store where an employee was killed by an intruder after closing. The paranoia at these types of places is real, there is just so much stuff of value in the stores. To me, the racism in this story amounts to nothing more than a white person thinking all black people look the same. This person…

One of the biggest falsehoods in Football is the: “Play doesn’t end until the whistle blows.” Not true at any level of Football. You can’t hit that runner that’s forward progress is stopped and go unpenalized because the whistle hadn’t blown. Several plays end with no whistle.

The problem is that ‘playing to the whistle’ isn’t a defense if you hit the guy late — If a Baltimore defender drills CJ there he’s likely to draw a flag.

This is what happens in Goodell’s fine, penalty, and suspension happy world. Players are afraid to play the game in many situations.

I think I’ve got the lip-reading down, everyone — I believe he was repeatedly saying “peppermint roll.”

Looks to me like security couldn’t give less of a fuck.

I’ve also driven often between Ohio and Illinois.

The Greatest Irony of All: If it weren’t for women members, there would be no churches. Anywhere.

My fiancee is 36 and decided to change careers within the past two years. He’s nearly finished with graduate school and has a job offer for a position that pays 3 times what I’m currently making as the sole breadwinner. I’m thrilled he changed careers, despite the temporary money troubles we’ve had.

Mormon Missionaries: Extremely Gullible Since 1825

I think the scariest thing on here was Mormonism

These are all unbelievable. But the most unbelievable of all was the guy who has a huge family, including a wife and two stepkids, but who also has three consecutive spare hours to play video games. THREE HOURS?!

So, this lets you fly your phone? Yeah, I have a hard enough time not dropping it from 5 feet.

Is it just me or does this look like a 6’x 3’ piece of Ellios Pizza?

There’s no telling what Irsay will do when he sobers up and sees he’s in charge.

If he remembers to call ahead, Jerry’s surprise face can be out of cold storage and ready in 90 minutes!

Nope. You saw him walking away from Dez, a dude that would have fought back.

He fights men, too?