Among all of the dicks and assholes in that shot, it comes as no surprise that Adam Jones is the biggest.

More like Cincinnati Dangles, amirite?!?!

Detroit fans take similar pictures, but most are tongue-in-cheek.

Out of 15 Zubaz outlet stores that are still open, 18 of them are in Buffalo.

Interesting that Maryland even had them? How many states outside of the former confederacy have these?

lol this is hilarious, also consider that the player is fortunate he wasn’t hurt near mid field. was he faking his injury and the medics were rooting for the other team? cause seriously, that toss at the end shows such lack of concern.

It’s soccer, it’s not like it’s a real injury anyway.

Guessing A-Rod had receivers with verticals better than 2.5 inches in high school.

THIS!

Tina Fey never impersonated a politician.

The best part about this is he’s not even playing Bernie Sanders. He’s just playing Larry David. And it all works!

It’s where you take an old, worn out baseball bat and with some care and a little varnish restore that baby to new. Now your $3 used bat can fetch you $10 or even $15 on the open market.

Good dickhandling on that goal, though.

So we know St. Louis won’t be putting in an offer.

I hate hockey season. Not because I hate the sport (although I have zero interest in it) or hate the players, but because I hate the hockey fans. Not all hockey fans. The hockey fans that post stupid memes and say shit like, “Random Player X played in a full coma. And Jamaal Charles is going to miss games because of a…

I’ve been a Murphy fan since they called him up. Although he makes a bad defensive play once in a while, he also will make an outstanding defensive play at the same time. And for a second baseman, his offense is pretty good.

The best Jersey exchange, of course, happened decades ago when the Meadowlands got a stadium.

I was actually crying from laughing so hard during the movie theatre insult scene.

“I’d say in a relationship 50 percent of the time I initiate sex, and then 50 percent we don’t have it,” she announces.

“Well now it’s wasted! You’re still fucking alive!”