Some of us remember the good ol’ days, when the worst thing you could say about Toronto’s mayor was that he smoked a bunch of crack.

Rob Ford’s Darryl Strawberry impression was much more spot-on.

Familia had a better at-bat than Kendrick. That was deplorable and the most appropriate end to a very underwhelming year for the Dodgers. Oh well. At least the Giants can’t win.

I think my favorite part of all this is the idea that Rob Manfred still carries around a Blackberry.

Agreed with everything except calling the Mets a huge payroll team. By all rights they should be, but for their idiot ownership being deeply embroiled in the Madoff ponzi scheme. They should have a top third payroll, instead they have a bottom third one.

It’s all fun and games until someone breaks Ruben Tejada’s other leg.

Just ask Chris Farley!

In fairness, if you’ve gotta die, going out coked up in a brothel is probably one of the better ways. Right behind saving your entire family from the wreck of a burning battleship.

Man it’s moments like this that almost make me feel sad the Texas governor cursed all Texas based baseball teams with a single tweet.

I used to live in Queens, so I’ve experienced YS. Albeit old YS, both day and night. And you can’t dismissively say playoff or otherwise. Obviously a day game in July is going to have a vastly different atmosphere than a game 5 do-or-die in October. do you know how i know? because a man threw a beer can off the upper…

It’s a game 5 playoff game. the time of day doesn’t matter. you have to know it’s going to get out of hand.

I made a decision before my son was even born that he wouldn’t go to a major league game until he’s 5, when he can actually enjoy it and remember it. Anyway, there’s no way I’m buying tickets upwards of $100 if I can’t enjoy the game myself; I’m there to watch a ballgame, not feed/play with/change a baby.

Seriously though, who brings a baby to a game?

This video tickles my inner child so much I feel like was mentored by Kevin Johnson.

Meanwhile, in great NLDS bat flips this week

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

After looking into the source of the noise, an NFL spokesperson said the Pittsburgh fans were actually in a restaurant across the street from the stadium, reading menu prices.

He’s too busy having unprotected sex with his wife to ever count them.