If this is an example of Casey’s self-effacing humor, is George Brett getting picked off at first after hit #3,000 an example of self-defecating humor?

No hockey player has ever been concerned about the smell of their gear, unless it doesn’t smell. Only family and spouses are concerned with the smell of a hockey player’s gear.

If Yankee Candle made that smell into a candle, I’d buy it!

I didn’t realize washing was even an option.

I had one pair of gloves that were just plain vile. My own mother wouldn’t come near me after a game/practice if I hadn’t scrubbed my hands raw with every anti-bacterial soap under the sun. The smell, my god the smell of those gloves.

Fun fact: I used to stuff my hands in my pockets until I got in the car, then shove…

Player breaks rule; gets fined.

I am a goaltender. My gear, like my shit, does not stink. I do not expect you to understand. Unless you are also a goalie.

Well god dammit, I remember that commercial. I cant believe that that guy is dead, and also that that commercial is so old that he has a son that is playing in the NFL now.

I played ice for years.

I believe I started using Zest body wash from that point because I was afraid he would beat my ass if I didn’t

This guy gets it.

Hockey gear is like jeans. You don’t need to wash them.

Live w/ a dude, we both play hockey, there is a special room just for smell

I think Miley fired those people a while ago.

This picture is making me really uncomfortable

Football is as serious as deer hunting in western PA. And everyone is armed, so watch it with that “yinzer” mockery, hipsters.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

This also means Carson Palmer will tear his ACL this weekend.

Bowie is too hot for anyone except Iman.

Yeah, but that’s only cuz Marvin called him when Marty was playing the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.

You are all idiots. Marty McFly created Rock N Roll at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance in Hill Valley, California in 1955.