The 2001 Mariners won the ALDS.

“We want the ball and dinner before 5:00 p.m.!”

Anybody seen this awesomeness going around?

neighbors remember his son as a gun enthusiast who enjoyed going to shooting ranges with his mother.

As I recall, the Kurt Warner Rams did that for a game when the kicker was injured in warm-ups or sometime too late for a replacement. The punter handled kick-offs, and they went for it on every fourth down in FG territory.

Hope’s situation is a lot worse. She has actually been charged with a count of Domestic Violence. I don’t know about you “Yancy” but that ish is serious.

OMG. Thanks for reminding all of us who can remember the 80s how absurdly unsafe all the playground equipment was. My brother broke limbs repeatedly on our elementary school playground, and the administration was like, “eh, happens all the time.”

Thanks to her I can never eat at Arby’s again. It seriously looks like a cherry bomb exploded inside her pussy. Fuck you Hope.

When reached for comment, a clearly emotionally distraught and sobbing Solo could only stammer “I can’t believe this is fappening”.

Looks like its curtains for her.

My first tattoo is Mighty Mouse, flying over my bush.
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“waaaah I’m an asshole” - you

Two things:

Every time I see that GIF I think “wow...and there’s a woman in this world who let that guy fuck her without a condom on purpose no less than three times” and it gives me hope for a brighter world for every man.

Warning to other MLB teams: If you want to inoculate yourself from the LOLvirus, the only known cure is the tears of Wilmer Flores. Dispense liberally in front of a large audience and then trade for Yoenis Cespedes. Also, play a lot of games against a team managed by Matt Williams.

I can’t believe I’m gonna defend this guy:

To be fair, on the second one he did a nice job keeping the ball in front of him. Unlike Roger Dorn.

Honestly, the simplest explanation is that he is not American, this is first baseball game, and the tix were gifted to him.

actually the shirt is tucked into his underwear. he’s one of those who dropped trow to his ankles when he peed at the urinal in 3rd grade

I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt on the first one because catching a fly ball with bare hands while leaning backward over a row of seats isn’t a gimme. But those second two buttfumbles demonstrate a complete lack of hand-eye coordination and understanding of space and timing and make me hope he…