My deeply held belief that nonconsensual groping is Not Okay is currently coexisting, uncomfortably, with my also deeply held grudge against Katy Perry for that fake-ass, appropriative-of-queer-culture, bisexual-but-not-really-cuz-it’s-only-for-the-straight-male-gaze “I Kissed a Girl” song.

This is what happens when you don’t copy and paste that disclaimer on Facebook.

My grandmother did these “sweepstakes” for years. The same woman who washes all her clothes, towels and bedding in her sink or bathtub (because $.75 is too much to run the community washing machine) and eats expired food, spent thousands on sweepstakes until my aunts got control of her finances. She was convinced she…

E85 is great for rental car.... “I’ll fill it up myself”
Sucks for the next guy getting crappy MPG

FlexFuel is the biggest scam of all time, but for a totally different reason.

“...following revelations that Volkswagen has been lying to us like a Nigerian e-mail scammer.”

Brilliant, Doug.

But from yesterday’s video, I was under the impression that he broke his leg when he fell trying to escape Cleveland.

“They serve brisket at Valhalla?”

Ahh grow up. Ed Hochuli has been pulling his guns on players for years.

Gonna go with Hochuli on this one, Cam is a little bitch.

I don't think you remember Kilborn on the daily show. Although Jon Stewart took it to another level, Kilborn was excellent, so much so that no one thought Stewart could possibly measure up when he started

I enjoyed it. He had me laughing quite often just within the first few minutes and throughout the show. And I enjoyed the Whitney joke but I’m also the kind of guy who had a trivia team name “Whitney Houston: 3 years Sober” earlier this year so that joke was right up my alley.

Hope he gets well soon. Terrible collision.

This phenomenon you notice has existed since the beginning of time.

I only got the first 2 done. I guess because I am dumb, streaking isnt daring. And eating 50 wings was a snack at 18. The rest better get better

You were in “a” band or just “band”?

streaking in a college dorm is maaaad dangereux. I saw a dude wipe out and get rug burn all up on his naughty bits.

‘Turn your head and cough’ is a test for hernia. I think youve had some weird doctors.

Freddie Got (Middle) Fingered

This dude looks like Jim Carrey and John Gruden had a retarded baby