Gronk is the human equivalent of a Labrador puppy.

My neighbor’s son decided to take his Grand Cherokee for a ride on the beach a few years ago and got it stuck. He called his friend, who borrowed his dad’s Tahoe to try and pull him out. He got stuck too. He finally called his dad, who called in a friend that had a tow company. Just as he got there, a cop showed up…

You really think it's the drivers that would be doing the paying off, as opposed to the tow company owners? My grandfather was a mechanic and owned his own shop with a tow truck. The cops made it very clear that they would happily call him in exchange for cash. He did it for awhile, then got fed up and sold the truck,…

Wow, Fox sure is monkeyfucking the shit out of this broadcast.

He's out there.

You know damn well that if Raven came in and hit him it would have been a personal foul and 15 yards. That's just the way things are now.

I found the panel ripping the “Skinny Mirror” lady a collective new one to be the vastly more entertaining segment of the episode.

They sound like the type of people that would drop to thier knees and pray for a choking person rather than give them the hiemlich or call 911.

Doesn't seem like security was in any kind of a rush to apprehend him. One guy looked like he tried to get around the fence he climbed, and when he found the gate was locked, he just kind of gave up.

You're probably right.

So does Luck spend his career in Indy or bolt for an organization that isn't a steaming pile of dog shit at the first chance he gets?

Expect to see “2015 AFC South Participant” in the near future.

The amount NFL players are able to get away with is directly proportional to thier ability. Ray Rice was done prior to knocking his wife out. Therefore, he wasn’t worth a roster spot to anyone. Hardy is a beast on the field (and apparently off of it as well) and Jerry was more than happy to ignore all his issues if he…

Not as good as Fisher’s move. Not even close.

Seriously, first base coach is the least needed member of a coaching staff. Seriously, what do they do other than give low fives after base hits and gather shin and elbow guards to hand to the bat boy. They're biggest contribution is reminding the runner how many outs there are, which lets be honest, they should know…

My cousin’s dad, my uncle, died when we were kids. His mom took it real hard, and remarried a new, not so great guy very soon after, and they immediately bought a new house in a different town, and kept their old house as a rental property. The new guy didn’t like any mention of my dead uncle, and they kept their new…

Yet they continue to sell the corks from said champagne celebrations on their websites.

This is because the average football fan isn’t smart enough to do any more than follow the “blame the guy with the ball” principal.

I'm a Giants fan, and I want to punch that guy.

God I hate that guy.