Nobody has sex on a Tuesday.

You don’t know how steroids work, do you?

Murphy has been my favorite Met for awhile now, but even I don't want them to match the money that some team is going to be dumb enough to throw his way based off this postseason.

You didn't want him to piss all over his Zubaz, did you?

Because, sadly, more people probably watch TMZ than playoff baseball.

Actually, I think they might, just to try and cure him of his evil, bat flipping ways.

“Hello, E!?, It’s Kris. Cancel the fucking funeral special. Good for nothing son of a bitch had to go and wake up from his coma.”

One more thing on that. The Wilpons didn't get hurt nearly as badly by Madoff as most think. They were actually amongst those who lost the least, when looking at what they made over the years. Fred Wilpon has always been a cheap bastard. In the past when the were spending money, Nelson Doubleday still co-owned the…

I like to think that at bat was the universe paying us back for Carlos Beltran staring at a bunch of Adam Wainwright curveballs 9 years ago.

I think that was Eric Cambell, but yeah, he does dumb stuff like that all the time. He's the kind of guy who boots routine grounders, yet make spectacular plays he has no business making. He's an enigma.

At least Jon Niese finally found a way to contribute this postseason.

Also though, every offseason some guy who had a big playoff run gets a huge contract offer from some team dumb enough to think he is thier missing piece. I think Murph could be that guy this year.

Murph has been my favorite Met for awhile now. While he is prone to bonehead moments, I think it has more to do with the team not being very good for a long time and because of that, he would lose focus in the field. He has been locked in since they acquired Cespedes, and has been great at bat and in the field. I know…

So the umpire shouldn't have known the ball was in play?

Not disputing that. The hands in the air thing signafying a dead ball was fucked up.

Canada is no place to bring a baby.

Is there any situation that CAN’T be royally fucked up by an MLB umpiring crew this postseason?

In fairness, Pittsburgh sports teams have a huge traveling fan base, because, honestly, wouldn't you jump at any reason to leave Pittsburgh that presented itself?

Fortunately, the only team sport my son still plays is baseball. The rest are individual stuff. Even with that, the baseball parents are unbearable. I coach, and my roster was changed several times prior to the season starting. I found out that a group of parents (about 12 kids worth) went to the league after getting…

I played for 10 years with the same pads. Never washed them.