If you are a woman, stay the fuck away from Catholic Hospitals. My neighbor works for one, and her insurance is a “in house” plan, meaning as long as she goes to an affiliate, she’s fine. Well, she needs a hysterectomy, and they don’t do those. Her options are to pay out of pocket somewhere else, or be at a risk of…

No, I think it’s one of those things where you feel like you’re pulling one over on the boss. Golf courses are open past 5, but then you get dark creeping up on you. It is funny the mentality a lot of people have though. My two immediate bosses took the same two weeks off this summer, which is highly unusual. One guy…

A friend and I once snuck out of work to play golf. He didn’t tell his wife, as she was the type to get mad about things like that. While we were playing, an errant shot from another hole came out of nowhere and clocked him on the temple. He was ok, but a huge lump blew up on his forehead. He crafted this story about…

I encountered a group of Frat Pledges at the Vietnam Memorial in DC. Apparently they were sent to DC and given a list of places to take stupid pictures in front of. They were laughing, goofing off and doing their stupid frat chants, plus taking dumb ass pictures. They were confronted by a widow who could have been…

Does Jessica forget that the reason she's still relevant is BECAUSE of her first marriage and thier decision to put their life on TV? If not for that show, she would have slipped in obscurity with the dozens of other bubble gum teen singers who followed Brittany and Christina. I'd say her first marriage was actually…

There absolutely were several fighters that took off without being armed first, and the pilots knew damn well that if the jetliner that intercepted was heading for a sensitive target, they were taking it down by any means necessary. I saw one pilot say he was going to make a run at the tail, and try to eject right…

I used to get smoking mad every time I saw a dipshit tourist wearing some form of “Ground Zero” merchandise that even bigger dipshits were selling down there.

I’m 5’8” and hooked up with a female volleyball player in college a few times that was 6’4”. It took a little adjusting. Everything was where it was supposed to be, just had to reach a little further. :)

Do not want to defend New England here, but Pittsburgh’s linemen can not jump in that situation, tricky shift or not.

Aside from 25 chicken soft tacos? Not much.

I got my Cespedes jersey when he was still playing in Cuba, because I just knew.

It looks like a digital frame that rolls through multiple pictures. He could have literally dozens of foot photos on a never ending loop.

God dammit why can't they have AC/DC or something?

Zimmermann had been dealing all night, and he pulled him to avoid him pitching to Murphy. While Murph has owned him in the past, he had gotten him out twice already. That was the beginning of the end.

You know you’re hot when Kirk “I got cut, traded, cut again, and reaquired” Nieuwenhuis hits a pinch hit go ahead home run against Papelbon

So how long after that picture was taken did the thing go in the trash?

Speaking as a father of two young kids that takes them to a lot of Mets games, I'm lucky if we make it to the 7th inning.

What do you expect, considering that 10 years ago, these people were either Oriole or Phillie fans, or had no baseball allegiance at all.

I agree with you to a point, but where would they be, right now, without him. I think his presence in the lineup sparked the rest of the team and woke them up. Made them believe.

Also can’t discount Johnson and Uribe. Both guys instantly became the two best options TC has coming off the bench, plus Uribe’s leadership for this crew can't be overlooked. He's teaching them how to be winners.