Of that group, if you take Votto and Goldschmidt off their teams, the teams are still shitty. Neither is winning based on their teams year. Harper has been great, but will be hurt if they miss the playoffs. McCutcheon is the best candidate of the group. I know Cespedes won't win it, but what they've become since he…

Which is why Juan Uribe is the greatest.

The winners of the NL East will lose in the sense that they would then have to keep their manager for next year.

Honestly though, I have a hard time coming up with a player more valuable to any other team. He literally transformed their offense from the worst in baseball to the best in a week.

Apparently, Heroin is way more popular than pot now in our school district, which terrifies me as a parent.

I had a friend in high school that was an awesome guitar player. He was also as straight as an arrow. Never partied, got good grades, and spent all his free time playing guitar. After high school, he was trying to make it as a musician and joined a band. His new band mates took him out after a show and got him drunk,…

The fact that he threw a complete game shutout is an afterthought. That's the highlight of the year. Passing the Murphy-Torres deflection play last week.

I saw one of these in front of Bryant Park today. It was badass.

I can’t imagine the Mets knew about this. They had no reason to let him start the season in April, especially since this wasn’t supposed to be the year they contended. Harvey could have easily sat out until May or June. This is just Boras being Boras.

I wonder if Boras changes his mind if Alderson rips up Harvey's current deal and signs him to a nice contract which will eat up some arbitration years but still allow him to be a free agent relatively young?

We have no one to blame but Apple for putting slow mo on the iPhone.

Too late. He spawned Robin Thicke.

Wow

The least shock in part of this whole story is that Joe Maddon had preplanned a pajama party.

No, but they sure as hell should have been able to figure it out.

Again, I’m probably giving too much credit to them, but I’ve had enough friends and family get married Snd have different events to know who got good deals, who got bad deals, and about how much the average price per head was.

90% of all stadium incidents would go away if they banned the sale of alcohol. Too bad it will never happen.

I had a cheap wedding.

I think I’m bitter because my wife and I paid for it ourselves, and I was raised that when going to a wedding, your gift should at the very least, cover your cost. In the case of those who can’t afford it, I understand, but these guys spent more to fill the cooler they ended up not needing. Plus, I paid for the…

We had an entire table of my wife’s drunken white trash friends from her home town at my wedding. They did the following...