When I was a little kid, around 7 or 8, a great aunt or something like that who I never met died. Supposedly, she died alone sitting up in a chair in her apartment, and wasn't found for a few days. Rigor mortus had set in, and to get her into the coffin, the had to strap her down under her clothes. Well, we're all…

I’m a Ranger fan, but I remember when Arbour came back to coach #1500. Ted Nolan was the coach at the time, and he said they had a “All Time Leaders” plaque in the locker room, and it always bothered him to see Arbour sitting at 1499 games coached. He reached out first to Al, then the league, got the OKs, and handed…

Brian McCann came in his pants upon seeing the replay.

I guess it's better than saying he was healed by the lord.

Reminds me on the time in little league the umpire yelled at me to tuck in my shirt when I took the field, and I got the first pitch of the game hit to me while my glove was on the ground and my hands were shoved down my pants.

Reminds me on the time in little league the umpire yelled at me to tuck in my shirt when I took the field, and I got the first pitch of the game hit to me while my glove was on the ground and my hands were shoved down my pants.

BURN!!!

Ok, let’s look at this as if he had a knife. Let’s say he sneaks up behind them and stabs the cameraman, and is lucky enough to do lethal damage in one stab. Do you think the other two will stand there dutifully and wait for their stabbing? The female reporter was turning to run when she was shot from a distance. Had…

While the realist in me knows deGrom has been much better this season, Harvey is 100% the leader and most dominant personality on this staff. I think he would be an absolute bulldog in this situation. That said, It’s already been said that if they make the playoffs, the “bubble wrap comes off”’ everyone. I'm assuming…

/Fuck Wainwright’s curveball

I would actually go Harvey in Game 1, since he's an insane competitor and would be an absolute monster in The Mets first playoff game in a decade, then Syndergaard in game 2, only because he is WAY better at home than on the road. Also, it saves deGrom in case you are facing a nightmare of being down 0-2 heading back…

Which is actually a best case scenario for The Mets.

Probably because right now, they are looking at a wild card spot, which comes down to a one game crap shoot. If they were in the NL East, which they would be running away with, the odds would be much better.

I’ve been to a bunch of games this season, both early on and recently. I’ve never seen Citi Field the way it is now. Wilmer has become a full on folk hero in Queens since the trade that never was. His name is chanted whenever he comes up or makes a nice play. He has responded in kind by playing out of his mind since…

What impressed me more than the home run barrage was that on a night when their ace did not have anything working and gave up 7 runs on 3 HRs in 2 2/3, not only did the offense come in and pound out 16 runs, but the bullpen locked it down with 6 1/3 shutout innings. This is the kind of game this team would have packed…

Make preseason record the 3rd playoff tiebreaker. After head to head and conference record. That way, it will rarely be applied, but at the same time, you can't call the games meaningless.

His legs haven't been worth that much in years.

The same ballpark that was basically designed for him to knock triples off the wacky outfield walls while simultaneously killing the power of the guy the decided to keep.

He had a look on his face a few times that looked like he was thinking “Maybe if I wander over into their clubhouse and put on a Mets uniform nobody will notice?”

With full disclosure, I’m a Mets fan, but it’s hard to feel for him. He signed a huge contract with a team that has a terrible owner and a history of buyers remorse when it comes to big money free agents. It was way more money than the Mets or any other team was offering. He did the right thing for his family by…