Rumor has it this gave Tony LaRussa his first erection since 2003.

Anthony Davis, D Wade, Chris Paul, Dirk Nowitzki.

When my friend got married (strangely, also at a fancy golf resort several hours away) one of my single friends reached out to another single guy about splitting a room. That guy said no, because he needed his own room “In case he met someone”. This is the same guy who came to my wedding without giving a gift, and who…

I remember dealing with old shoplifters in my retail days. They knew damn well what they were doing, and pulled the “I’m a confused senior citizen!” Routine if they got caught, and we're often let go with a warning. One guy would walk in, take something expensive off the shelf, and would walk it up to a cashier and…

Jeff?

Good to see another parent who puts their kids wants above their own.

Anyone else think only an asshole would throw a boomerang at a fish with no intent of catching and eating it? Just seems mean.

I’d love to know how old and big these kids were before serving judgment. My neighbor’s 17 year old is 6’2” 200+ lbs. Big difference between that and and a pair of 90lb 13 year olds. The term “kid” is too broad. My 7 year old is a kid, but to me, so is my neighbor’s son.

I remember he offered to by #26 from the guy who had it already when he got traded to Washington. They settled on a dollar amount And made the swap. Well that guy got cut so Portis decided he didn't need to pay him. He got sued and they settled. He's been bad with money for years.

Congratulations, you’ve just been added to JJ’s list.

I never knew Wilson was a holy roller.

Why? There are plenty of professionally done fireworks displays everywhere. Why did he need to fill up a Uhaul with fireworks and shoot them off at his house?

The Giants fan in me is very upset about this. The responsible adult in me thinks he deserved it.

I guess this means another Royal in the All Star Game.

Have you ever noticed that if you ask a pitcher to do something other than pitch the ball over the the plate (hit, throw to first, cover first, field a pop up, intentional walk) they often fuck it up spectacularly?

Wasn't this the plot of Moneyball?

Meanwhile, I literally just got an email from The Mets reminding me to vote for David Wright, as he is on 5th place amongst 3rd basemen. The same David Wright who hasn’t played since April and won’t play anytime soon. #LolMets.

Anyone else read that as stray cat?

They really need to print this on the backs of tickets.

At this point, I’m actually so pissed at my sister for not doing anything, I don’t care enough to put in the effort. My parents want to hire a PI. Not like it will help though.