Why not Toronto? They have a fanbases there, up until recently played one home game a year there anyway. Does that make too much sense for Goodell & Co ?

Twas a shitty day to be a Manning.

I've defended Eli for years, even before the Super Bowls. This however, was the worst game I've ever seen him play.

I am totally convinced that this is what will happen to my father. He has managed to completely alienate 6 children, 4 ex wives, and his 3 siblings due to alcohol and drug abuse. He can't hold down a job for more than a few months, so any coworkers wouldn't likely look for him. His only saving grace would probably be…

I get the same feeling when they announce that a kicker has made X number of field goals in a row. You know he is then guaranteed to doink it off the upright.

I shall, when the time is right.

I strive to reach the level of Idontgiveafuckatude that Ditka has achieved.

"That's good dadding, LeBron, but Jordan would have been in the gym getting shots up at 5:30 a.m. That's why you'll never be great."

Ugh, no matter what sport it is, Long Island Moms in the crowd all sound exactly the same.

My guess is she was trying to fudge her time somewhat to qualify for Boston, took too much off, somehow ended up winning, and it quickly spiraled into this.

That guy is a punk. I don't think he was even involved. He dumped his beer and ran like a bitch.

Bishop Moose and Bishop Rocco of New Jersey have been asked to pay the Pope a visit and encourage him to have a change if heart.

You call that losing it? He barely said a word.

I went to college with a girl whose Dad was one if the worst coaches in NFL history, while he was coaching. She's lucky there was no social media back then. It would've been brutal.

Somewhere, the football gods realized that the Arizona Cardinals had the best record in the NFL, and took immediate action.

I've been watching football for years, and I have NEVER seen that before.

It's currently 20-3 Jets with 3:00 to go in the 3rd and yet I TOTALLY expect the Jets to find a way to lose this game.

I worked with a guy about 10 years ago who had a daughter named Isis. That must really suck right about now.

The Governor's right hand man was Hispanic. Of course he ended up hitting in the head with a 9 iron and tossing him in a pit of walkers.

I think you're right.