We have minor league hockey here on Long Island too. The New York Islanders. Have you heard of them?

If I were a pro athlete, and some 23 year old in our marketing department was pulling this kind of shit, is be pretty pissed.

Yeah, I driven through it. Bridgeport sucks.

I live across said Sound from Bridgeport, and to the best of my knowledge, there are no tigers native to the area, let alone sound tigers, which frankly, sound terrifying.

Back in college, the morning after the school's annual Halloween party, one of the guys I lived with came downstairs into the kitchen shirtless, and completely unaware that his face, hands and abdomen were covered in dried blood. Our horrified expressions made him find a mirror, and take a look. With that, he turned…

McAdoo is HC in waiting I think.

Come on now, you know damn well Jerry had to be physically restrained from drafting Johnny Football. They made a good pick, but I doubt it was Jerry's doing.

He only hired Bill because it was a Hail Mary shot at winning another championship. Of course, at that point, Bill was more concerned with topping off his 401K than football, so it kind of blew up in Jerry's face. After that, he went right back to hiring yes men.

He opened with it, so he was still well rested from his 12:30 post lunch nap.

It's funny cause he's old.

I once met Brad Pitt in a Dunkin Donuts. He was a pretty righteous dude.

I know a lot of people that know Chris, and they all say he is a straight up awesome dude .

Those seats aren't bad, people. Why would any of you fight that close to the game?

The Marlins have fans?

I love how right about the 25 second mark, the young guy's face goes from "This guy is soooo cute" to "WHAT THE FUCK WAS TH..OW! OW! STOP THAT! OH GOD, MY SPLEEN!!"

Peyton got the arm and brains, Eli got all the balls.

I think I've done that too. My roommate made a habit of never carrying a wallet, and would constantly leave money in his pockets. I would dig through his dirty laundry looking for cash. Not my proudest moment.

Something like that.

"Do you have a hookup for Kimodo Dragon blood? Asking for a friend."

So much of that stuff sounds familiar it's scary. She also had the unique ability to appear out of nowhere when we were broken up and I was talking to a sane girl, giving me the same eyes, and like you, I'd fall for it hook line and sinker, because sex. I'd totally abandon whomever I was with at the moment, and…