I don't believe anybody at Pearl Harbor knew the attack was coming. I am pretty sure though that FDR and his inner circle had advanced warning, and allowed it to happen so we would have a reason to get involved in a war that up to that point, the American people had zero interest in participating in.

All you need to do is force batters to stay in the box. Keeping guys from stepping out, adjusting their gloves, fixing their helmets, banging their cleats, and digging back in between each pitch will chop at least a half hour off each game.

Take the insurance. Always take the insurance.

I must say that the most satisfying crap is the 10am I just spent an hour dicking around the office drinking coffee now I'm going to go unleash fiery hell in the 3rd floor men's room while playing on my phone for a half hour before finally squeezing in 20 minutes of work before lunch variety.

There is a 2 lane into 1 merge near me that inspires people to try shit like this. I've had people take a run from 3 or 4 lengths back a few feet from the merge to try and pass me, for that all important 12 feet of space, and without fail end up trying to split the lane and run me into parked cars, all the while…

Please never come to this website again.

Dude, you went WAY beyond defending it about 3 posts back.

As long as the joke that is the NCAA continues as we know it, you will continue to have coaches who will consistently put the security of keeping their 6 to 7 figure salaries intact over the well being of an unpaid student athlete. Do you think Hoke gives a fuck if Morris ends up with Parkinson's or Alzheimer's in 30…

I remember going skiing a bunch of years ago while in college to the poconos, and being dumbstruck that none of the convienance stores sold beer. Since it was late, my only option was going into a country bar and getting a six pack to go. They brown bagged it for me, charged a ridiculous price, and off we went. It was…

Maybe it's just me, but I see just as many white dudes wearing these "racist" banned items. I know it's easy to make fun of the place as it is endorsed by The Hulkster, but if they were looking for a classy environment, then I see nothing wrong with the dress code. If you want to dress like The Hulkster when you go…

No point in rebuttal when it becomes obvious that you are speaking to someone madly in love with the topic of discussion.

You mean demanding gifts from their opponents before each game

Congratulations. You were able to instruct your 11-13 year old to deceive and eventually humiliate a bunch of other 11-13 year olds. Top notch Sir, I'm sure the NFL will be calling any day now.

Wow. You seriously have a crush on the guy. It's a little creepy.

What does the internet have to do with them announcing their retirement before the season, then collecting gifts in every city they visit? Mantle and DiMaggio never would have pulled that shit.

Lots if guys have 3000 hits and multiple rings. They also just played their last games and said "I'm retired!". This victory lap, and Mo's also, was a but ridiculous.

When reached for a statement regarding Alex Winter's comments, Keanu Reeves said "Who?"

You must be mistaken. He didn't take a season long goodbye tour. That's how it's done now, or so I hear.

I want that transcribed and written on my tombstone. I love you Keith Olberman.

Went to a bar once and didn't tell the wife. They scanned my license at the door. About a week later I started getting postcards in the mail about their specials and that I was a "Preferred Customer". That sucked.