I was in a fraternity, so we had different rules. Maybe it was just us it applied to. It was also almost 20 years ago. Damn I'm old.

One of my best friends majored in Geography, got a Masters in Urban Planning, and makes stupid money. Go figure.

Actually, IIRC, when I was at Hofstra, if the Fraternity or Sorority's group GPA fell below 2.0, you could be banned from having a pledge class until you got it back up.

My first thought was "So the bar was ok with underage naked girls wrapped in tin foil entering their establishment?" I call bullshit on everything the "tipster" said. It sounds like a compilation of every pledging urban legend there is, along the likes of sheep fucking and the elephant walk.

I went to Hofstra, and was in the Greek system. I can GUARANTEE whomever you spoke with lied through their teeth. They're very good at that.

I went through Hofstra's Greek system in the 90s, and while it was a complete shitshow, the stuff this "tipster" says goes on sounds completely fabricated. I know one sorority branded their pledges, but the watching porn on newspaper then going down in your big sister sounds like it was lifted straight out if…

I didn't say you have a drinking problem if you want a beer, I said you have a problem if you can't make it through a 3 hour game without one.

It would be very easy to curb 90% of these altercations by forbidding the sale of alcohol at games. I understand people will still get greased in the parking lot beforehand, but at least they should start to sober up once inside. of course, at $10+ per beer, the profit margin is way too high for them to even consider…

Why was her first reaction to SWAT at the fucking ring?

The worst part is that is his "Yeah Jeets!" Chest pounding hand.

Can we get the obligatory version with JR on commentary?

That's what I tell her. It sounds like a good thing to me. When your mother has to say to you "You should come by the house more, he's really not as much of a dick as he used to be!" you know there's a problem.

I got out pretty young too, at 19, just because stepdad was a dueche. On the bright side, he makes buttloads of cash, so at least she lives comfortably, but if dinner isn't on the table when he walks in the door, he doesn't talk to her for a week.

Did you ever get out, or did it have to wait until adulthood to get out? Fortunately she had a ton of support from family and friends. It also helped that financially, she was the breadwinner. Of course, years later, she married a guy who was not physically abusive, but mentally abusive to both of us. I think she just…

"And when it was built, they accidentally forgot to make it so it wouldn't topple over in a strong storm, and had to institute secret, emergency repairs as a hurricane bore down on New York."

My parents divorced over my father's insistence on hitting me as a baby. He and his siblings were straight up beaten and tortured by his father. He has a scar on his hand from where his old man held it over the stove for taking a cookie without asking at 4. He was a drunken, angry man, and all 4 of his kids turned…

My father had 6 kids by 4 women, and was the most useless sack of shit I've ever had the misfortune of knowing, and even he bragged about how many kids he had . Of course, he knew nothing about any of us because he was totally uninvolved in our lives, but by his standards, blowing a load and creating life was as far…

From the text exchanges we've seen in both cases, it's pretty obvious he is barely literate.

Apparently he's never admitted how many he has, even when asked directly, which is beyond bizarre. He had 5 for sure, including the one that was killed, and another woman claims to have another two by him, making 7.

They stopped killing Kenny at the end of every episode? I guess it's been awhile since I watched South Park regularly.