Seriously, how many different kids with different women does he have?

Bottom line is, Spielman took him in the first round of the fantasy league he's in with all the other GMs. It was bad enough that he lost to Jerry Reese (Who wisely didn't draft any of his own players) this week, but he's got Jerry Jones this week, and there's no way in hell he's losing that one.

Did he knock his wife out? If not I think that's only 1 game.

So to clarify...

Rub some dirt on it and get back in there.

At my bachelor party, I got thrown out of the bar for puking on a bouncer while trying to run for the door. I was now cut off from my group, was piss drunk, and on cue, got the bubble guts something fierce. After being turned away from a 7-11, I couldn't hold it any longer. I dropped trow, sqautted behind a van, held…

You know what, fuck this shit. They screwed the fucking pooch with Rice. This motherfucker needs to go down and go down hard. Ban the son of a bitch for life. He fucking whipped his own child with a fucking stick. Fuck you AP. Take away his fucking livelihood. Make an example of his ass, and maybe, just maybe, it…

I wonder if this has to do with a desire to not spend his golden years as a drooling vegetable?

Now we get to find out who the NFL cares less about, women or kids.

There's got to be a "Rihanna got axed? Was Chris Brown involved?" Joke in there somewhere.

On a complete unrelated note, God Damn has Steve Buscemi gotten old!

My wife works with a 65 year old man that has an 8 year old with wife #2 who is in her 40s. She says he he straight up exhausted and miserable 90% of the time, and always talks about not being able to keep up with her. There's a reason most people are grandparents at that age. Eventually, the kids go home!

I had a 1 point win turn into a 1 point loss last season the Wednesday after that weekend. The NFL changed a 5 yard Reggie Wayne reception to a rush, costing my a point for the catch and a point for dropping his yardage from 60 to 55. I missed the playoffs by 1 win, and a minimum $250.

In regards to the $2800 dresser, I'd be willing to be some guy in the building watches too much DIY network and built it himself. Of course his wife/girlfriend despises it and is forcing him to sell it. I'm sure he came up with the ridiculous amount by factoring in materials and the cost of "His Time" to ensure that…

As a Giants fan, I really have a hard time getting upset about them sucking. Everytime I start to get pissed, I remember that they will probably fall ass backwards into another Championship in a year or two.

My Aunt was a "cool parent". She would buy my cousin beer and cigarettes when he was as young as 13, and gave him and his friends a place to drink. When he was too hungover for school, she let him stay home, telling everyone he was "depressed" because his dad ran off and couldn't get out of bed. He eventually got…

I think it's the "We're not rewarding this idiot's actions by putting him on TV" approach, which is now pretty useless considering that he'll be on Deadspin in 20 minutes anyway.

This is almost as embarrassing as the time she shook her ass on the hood of a Fiat.

I totally forgot that Christian a Ponder is still on this team. That said, why is Christian Ponder still on this team?

Anybody else notice that somewhere along the line Taylor Swift lost her Southern accent?