On the bright side, I now know that if I'd be willing to move to Urbana, Illinois, I could probably score a job as a reporter. I guess living in the big city has spoiled me when it comes to tv news.

Well, Mr. Burns had done it,The Power Plant had won it.
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while.
Mike Scoscia's tragic illness made us smile, while Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the bar room tile.

I don't understand these "Golf Communities" where people's backyards are 10 feet from the fairway. I played a course once that had huge signs reminding you that if your ball lay past a white line on the ground, which was no more that 10 feet from the fairway, it was out of bounds and you were trespassing if you…

Eli may not be half the Quarterback Peyton is, but at least he doesn't shit the bed when his Defense drags his derpy ass to a Super Bowl.

Not me, but my Uncle used to sell high end exotics. My favorite story of his was the time a certain hip hop artist came in and attempted to buy a Bentley using a check issued by their record label and made payable to the studio producing their next record. They also wanted the balance back in cash. Needless to say,…

Wow, that was pretty fucked up.

Like my mother always said, NOTHING good happens after midnight.

Net worth can be a very deceiving number. It's basically assets minus debts. However, you can have a ton of assets in the form of houses, cars and jewelry, amongst other things of value, especially if these were purchased for cash. It's very easy for a person to have a huge net worth and not have two nickels in cash…

MTV did a report one time on why rappers go broke so often. Basically, the costs that go along with maintaining the lifestyle expected of them, the houses, the cars, the bling, the parties are one thing, but the entourages are really what does them in. At any given time, there could be upwards of 100 people on their…

I've always gone with "cockandballs". It just has a nice ring to it.

Keith Hernandez was perplexed by the parallel parking sign. All Gary Cohen could come up with was Pence's scooter got stolen this year. What that has to do with parallel parking I have no idea.

I think that years of Tiger swinging a golf club as hard as he did has just completely destroyed his body. His knees are beyond shot, his back is gone, and yet he keeps going. Tiger, you are an all time great. You're done. Retire while you can still lead a normal life. You've got more money than you could possibly…

Have you ever played golf?

Lando and Mex, the two slickest motherfuckers in this galaxy, or any other for that matter.

Exactly. I knew guys who were really good deck hockey players who could never pick up skating. I knew other people that were way better skaters than me but were horrible stickhandlers. When you factor in the cost of equipment and the availability if ice and it leaves a very small window.

I was a hockey player growing up, and I think part of the challenge hockey faces is that so few people play it, even recreationally. Almost everyone has thrown a baseball, played football in their yard or shot hoops at the schoolyard. Not too many have slapped on a pair of skates and hit the ice with a stick in their…

Oh, it's totally a dick move, I just wouldn't say the screwed anybody.

1994 was the year the NHL could have stepped up and passed the NBA as the #3 sport in the US. They came off an exciting playoffs with several upsets and their marquee team The Rangers, led by their rock star captain Mark Messier hoisted the cup, them took it on a nationwide victory lap. This gif exemplifies how they…

I am FAR from a Pats fan, but I don't really view this as them "screwing" anybody. Carolina placed a guy on waivers, and New England claimed him. Where did the screwing take place?

Right. It's easy to forget sometimes.