Spelt.

My sister worked in a bakery in high school and spelt it "Congradulations" or "Congrads" on every cake she ever personalized.

Bernie Williams did the same thing. Some guys just can't bring themselves to admit it's over. It's not that big if a story.

Plus he wouldn't have had to cut his glorious hair.

A friend if mine was in the marching band at a Division 1 Football School. Basically, you had a bunch of kids who had been the "good" kids their whole lives. They were on their own for the first time with access to copious amounts if liquor. Mix in band camp and football road trips and it's a recipe for debauchury. In…

On the goalie thing. I played ice hockey in both high school and college. The few occasions I played in net, never in a game situation, shotarounds and practices, were brutal. Unless the shot hit me square in the chest, it was probably going in the net. It is ridiculously hard to pick up the puck, then move your body…

You mean it doesn't have a big red "FIRE" button on the side?

So you all know what's going to happen, right? Uggla is going to hit 10 HRs in the playoffs and win the World Series MVP. How could he not?

I remember reading that a few of the bodies in the Lockerbie Pan Am bombing were found clutching grass in their hands, meaning the survived the explosion and fall, and survived at least briefly on the ground.

Sadly, probably some of both. Then again, at the altitude they were at, it's unlikely anyone was still alive at impact, but anything is possible.

If this was a US plane US boots would be on the ground and shit would be about to get real.

Because if you're going to catch a ball, you need to earn it, like the gentleman above.

Agreed. I'm sick of all the "Jeter is the ultimate team player" bullshit. He is the biggest diva in the majors. Find me one other team that would have traded for the best shortstop in baseball (at the time) and move him to another position so their current shortstop's feelings wouldn't get hurt. The Yankees have…

Our High School is ranked in the top 100, and I'm already freaked out about the pressure the competition is going to put on my kids, who are 6 & 3. My advice to them is going to be to learn a trade. Fuck this competitive higher education shit. The happiest, most well off guys I know are electricians, plumbers and…

I went to the Mets game on Sunday, and Mr Met was nowhere to be found. Mrs Met was holding down the fort. Now I know where he was. Boozing it up in the twin cities with his large headed brethren.

"With God as my witness, he has been broken in half!"

Now the big question. Does he go back to #23 or take #6 to Cleveland?

I like to think D Wade's knees leaving him in 2012 played a bigger part.

I can only hope that LeBron calls a press conference in Cleveland to announce his decision, then pulls out the letter, reads it, rips open his shirt to reveal a Heat jersey, flip off Gilbert, drop the mic and walk off.

We went through this with Matt Harvey last year too. He wanted to go the rehab route and cited Halladay as an example. Eventually he wisely went for surgery.