Bringing up the Hawks is merely a guise for the fact that you’re a bitter Cubs fan.

Settle down, Drew Magary.

I know, right? Who knew they were still around?

Pretty sure Drew used that exact word in his article. Good job not reading it, though.

But I’m the one who’s salty. Okay.

Clearly you’re enjoying it so much that you have to try to prove your devotion for the Hawks to random strangers online.

Wait, wait, wait. Are you serious? This is beyond shocking.

“I’ve always been a Hawks fan.”

This point in time? I assume you mean 2009 til now. I will also assume that’s about when you started watching the Hawks or at least giving a shit about them.

Are the rumors true that Chicagoans keep the tags on their Toews and Kane jerseys so they can return them to the store once the season is over?

Nice! I’ve seen people get pretty creative if they have to, but that’s just brilliant. Kudos!

Oh for sure. Worth every penny. I tried two batches using the sink/ice method and they didn’t turn out well. My next batch with the chiller was a vast improvement.

All hail the copper wort chiller

More exciting than Game 1 last night.

That dog’s gonna die. Dammit.

Two game 7s to determine who plays for the Cup. I don’t care what team you root for, that’s just a hockey fan’s dream.

I don’t disagree with anything you just said.

I know someone who hired Fredbird to appear at a wedding a number of years ago. She said he was super creepy and kept trying to pick up all the girls that were there. Bold strategy for someone who dresses up like a cartoon character for a living.

To be fair, all my friends in Chicago rank their affiliations the same way you did. They usually don’t mention the Bears.

Wild fans are the most unintelligent in all of hockey. Your comments here prove that.