Changed that headline, eh?

As a Blues fan, he absolutely should be on the Vezina list. He’s done a great job and has been Minny’s X-Factor this year. I think Price takes the trophy this year, but Dubs definitely deserves to be in that conversation.

I told some Minnesota Wild fans that Price is the best goalie in the NHL. Each one of them then proceeded to lecture me about how Devan Dubnyk is the best goalie in not just the NHL, but possibly the “entire world.”

Jimmy Fallon’s sole contribution to comedy is making celebrities lip-synch bad songs. How innovative.

As an avid NHL fan, I agree with you re: the playoffs. It’s now April, which means we still have two months of hockey to go!

I say let him flip the bat all he wants. Still won’t prevent Kershaw from imploding in September, and the rest of baseball is A-OK with that.

But faster now!

Ah, April hockey. The time of year where I start lying to my friends and family about how low my expectations are for the Blues in the postseason.

As a Blues fan, I’m used to seeing my team shitting the bed in four games. Usually in the first round.

Of course.

“Clean hit.”

Why is it snowing in that hotel bar?

Steve Yzerman’s Game 7 double-OT goal against my Blues in 1996. I was nine years old when it happened. My mom and dad let me stay up way past my bed time to watch the game. I cried myself to sleep that night.

Sriracha stout is awful. Just awful. Cool bottle, though.

It's more for the experience of saying you had it. It's definitely not one of those beers you sit back and enjoy. I think it took me about an hour to finish a bottle.

Unrelated, but if you can get your hands on Ballast Point's Habanero Sculpin, give it a whirl. It packs a punch with the heat, but man is it good.

I was completing my graduate school practicum (read: working for free, getting paid in "experience," blah blah blah). I didn't have a lot of money at the time because it was all going towards tuition and whatever bills I could pay. She ended it, citing "I wasn't supportive enough."

"Thanks, UVA!"

I really hope that dog didn't get hurt.

Provel cheese is not only proof that Satan exists, but also that he can be a real son of a bitch when he wants to be.