Last night I traded in Evolve for Wolfenstein: TNO. It is easily the best decision I've made so far in 2015.

Yep. Told my girlfriend last night that a Kane-less Hawks team is still a much better team than the Blues. Sigh.

That's how I felt about "Glory."

People still watch the Oscars? That's adorable.

Did we really think the NHL wasn't going to allow the Blackhawks to be a part of this, too?

A little NSFW, but the first time I saw this scene about the word "faggot" (skip to about 4:25 or so), I was pretty taken back. Good stuff, though.

You know what? To hell with the hat and the blackjack.

Jaws is my all-time favorite movie. This is now my all-time favorite GIF.

Dear, Fox News,

My biggest concern is that all these women are going to be typecast. I can see it now:

Wiig: the smart one who will probably get a love interest
McCarthy: the goofy one who falls down a lot (because dur hur hur she's fat)
Jones: the sassy, promiscuous one
McKinnon: I have no idea, because I've never seen her in…

I wonder if these kids would ever treat their brothels frat/sorority houses like this.

This is incredible. My girlfriend and I saw "The Imitation Game" last night (incredible, btw) and were wishing we could see every movie up for the award. Unfortunately, we live in the Midwest and there isn't a lot of culture here, so most Best Picture noms don't make it here. Problem solved!

Not trying to troll or anything, but in case you weren't aware, three out of five nominees for Best Original Song were either written or co-written by women (although the article you linked does not give that credit for the song from The Lego Movie). Several of the Best Documentary/Best Documentary Short nominees…

I knew a girl in college who got "Cum goes here" tattooed on the inside of her lip.

Does that include the women who directed/produced/wrote things like documentaries, songs, etc.? Because there a lot of women who did those things.

LEGO PEOPLE AREN'T WHITE SO THAT'S WHY THEY GOT SNUBBED!

I think it was Mark Twain who said, "The more I get to know people, the more I love my dog."

You're still on this? I forgot what the hell we're even talking about.

It's sort of disconcerting how low the percentages are for "Looking for a Job" for both men and women.