The BFIB is a small sample of stupid fans. A quick Google search of "stupid [insert team name here] fan" will yield similar results. Real Cards fans find the BFIB fucking hilarious.

A couple things:

You know, I was wondering this exact same thing as well.

I'm a Cards fan. This is hilarious. I gave him a vote.

Says the Mets fan....

I'll bet you watch a lot of NFL, don't you?

"You should've read the books. They've been out for like fifteen years."

Somehow Deadspin will find a way to make this the St. Louis Cardinals' fans fault.

Well I mean it's pretty easy to score when you're playing against a team who has a "we don't play defense" philosophy.

Oof.

I knew the shitstorm that was heading my way even before I linked this article. I should've taken your approach. When will I learn!?

I linked this article on Facebook and your comment includes 100% of the responses I received from the gun nuts.

As a guy, I don't have much of a dog in this fight (do what you want), but I have a friend who just became a mother and breastfeeds in public (again, do what you want...your baby, your body). She gets mad when she does because she thinks "every guy is just trying to stare at [her] boobs." I never know what to tell…

"Pfffffft."

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Is it wrong that I spent a good three-to-four minutes trying to imagine this?

Also, you've typed out the "f word" at least six times in your replies. Never said it though, eh? Okay.

And I can think of better ways to use my time than to try to convince the internet that I'm holier than thou. How do you know what you do/say when you're "piss drunk" or "high off [your] tree?" You don't. Maybe you've never said the "f word" or the "n word," but judging from your instantly-defensive tone, I'll bet…

Never said it, but very quick to type it out in conversations. Interesting.