It said I was 43. I’m 28. Fuck this app.

I’d say he’s more of a Willow Smith lookalike, what with his hair whipping back and forth and all.

I tell ya, one thing about boxing, it’s an activity that isn’t shy about letting you know that “maybe it’s just not for you”

Goode is now 0-4, and has developed the ability to move objects with his mind.

Anyone who calls this traveling can die in a fire.

likely a reference to the 7-year, $153 million contract that lured Ellsbury to New York.

Imagine what the reaction would be if the situation was reversed and the mic caught Kaminski saying the same thing about Harrison.

Riley Cooper and his $25 million would like to have a word with you.

Cool, I really hope this spurs a conversation on talk radio amongst old white guys on whether or not young African Americans should “be allowed” to use the N word. This is the most pressing concern regarding race relations in this country and it needs to be discussed.

The only “double” here is the way you’re doubling down on how goddamn stupid your post is.

“The brain is the most complex muscle in the body.”

This comment is fundamentally insane. First, "trade Towns for a cheap rim-protecting big and some other pieces." Nah.

I get that DS is general interest and not very nerdy, and, honestly the NBA nerds have been tough on Jackson this year, too. But there are some flaws in this analysis:

So then, if it was legal and regulated, your concern would be null and void.

Oh please expand on cutting weed down with other drugs. I am dying to hear this.

The perpetual shittyness of the Knicks must have been a calming force in this new topsy-turvy world, I would imagine.

So then, what are we gonna put our cheese on?

That is the stupidest faux-equality argument combined with not-even-barely concealed racism. "Cracker" has never been used as part of a culture that systematically brutalized, marginalized, and oppressed white people. It is not the same thing, you dumb cracker. *Full disclosure, I am white, which will no doubt make…

How many is a lot, like 5? 10? However many work at CNN?

Truly, nothing compares to the hot sting of being reminded that I've endured the lifetime of hardship that comes with being a white man in America. This is some good-ass kinja, cracker.