You don’t deserve to have access to the internet.

I don’t know man, that’s a pretty literate reference. I think JaVale wins that round handily.

I cannot give you more than one star, but it is the star you have earned. That is an impressive (and sadly accurate) political tie in.

A guy named Mike who wants to “nuke the gays” will temporarily fill in while the head man is out of commission. Thank goodness this is only football and not any sort of consequential situation.

When Greg Oden is feeling himself, stand the fuck back. No. Further.

So your problem is that liberals aren’t PC enough? What euphemism should we use when talking about racists?

You had two fucking choices. It shouldn’t have been that hard.

“But... but, muh feelings!”

He’s got the right name for it at least.

To be fair, you shouldn’t expect Curt to be 100% mentally there during this interview, what with all the blood coming out of his... whatever.

“Had a great night. Make 2ure you get your 2hoes from my bathroom.”

“I don’t spend my free time watching the NFL, just clicking on, reading, and commenting on a sports blog’s articles about not watching the NFL.”

Same here. I quit watching 3 years ago because fuck em.

“Who’s the real racist?”

Manning: Like Forrest Gump said, “I got you some ice cream.” Just kidding. It’s my balls in your face.

Savvy kid. You always jump on a loose ball.

Good Lord. Gentlemen, get one of these and use it.

Polling wise Bernie actually does better against some GOP candidates among Republican votes polled, “winning” by 2-10% in those polls.

Having Timmy on the ticket could shore up Popovich’s campaign with the big fundamentalist voting bloc.

I don’tknow what all the hubbub is about. He is one of the good ones.