Confusing list. I expected him to use bullets.

Wait, that one guy says he beat off #15?

I'm adding absolutely nothing here, but that is the most stupid fucking comment I've heard or read all night and it's Monday night so I've had time to hear or read a lot of them.

It literally would've taken less time to type "jamoke" into a Google search than to type out your comment. Don't be a tool.

"Dude, she totally boned me!"
- that guy's lung, after being punctured

that was pretty clear in context, but the fact that the thin-skinned dbag kept using it like a gang or fraternity name is lame and contemptible.

He must be some sort of experiment to create the perfect asshole

Harvard by way of Notre Dame?

Remember, this is Harvard. They get high on the smell of their own farts.

I can understand why Tyler got personal, he just assumed the Tenman didn't have a heart.

chuck johnson pooped the floor

Welcome back, Alex.

Photographer: Do you want to jump, too?

I have to go now, my planet needs me.

Steve Simmons for Stuart Scott.

Walker, Ex's Anger.

If a child crying for a minute is a sign they should be left home then toddlers should just never appear in public, ever.

The problem was, nobody knew jack shit about Motekiai Langi. No grainy highlight reel, no photos of him in a football uniform, no profile on a recruiting website. Nothing.

1. If the rest of the NBA is running spacing/3 point shooting offenses, great, but this does not necessarily invalidate the Triangle as an effective NBA offense. The Knicks' woes have more to do with the fact that they are a terribly constructed team, than them running the Triangle.

Looks like he's out cold. Did she even think to put him through concussion protocol?