Duh, he was playing 5 on 4 Kevin!

Whatever, he fucked me pretty good too.

This girl seems like a pretty unbelievable catch.

Now this here's what they call a "Country Blumpkin."

True. We expect Democrats to have to pay women to have sex with them. Look at Bill Maher for example.

Former NFL GM on ESPN "Be a pro, act like a pro and just say 'Hey I'm coming back' in a tweet" Sure, bud.

One can defend one's right to publish something while also condemning the content thereof. It's not an all-or-nothing deal.

Jesus Christ. Stop trying to defend/rationalize/contextualize this piece of shit magazine.

The unequivocal answer to that question is that it makes you the most punchable.

Got kicked like that because he's a Republican.

Leave it to a creationist to start making shit up.

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

The other metric I'm using is that I watched these teams under these people, and they were bad.

I'm so sick of Deadspin just piling on the hate towards the Raiders. Everyone with a fucking brain knows that Mark Davis is NOTHING like his father Al. Mark doesn't give a damn about 40 yard dash times. The new coach of the Raiders will clearly be the guy with the best 40 yard shuffle time.

Eh, Jay Cutler still takes the prize for First String Asshole.

"mshotts was feeling bullish on the Bears' chances in the second half of the season."

Not sure if you've paid any attention to the distribution of touches, but JC has been criminally underused this season. He accounts for less than half of rushing attempts and just 29% of overall plays.

"What if I told you that his tweets were actually real AF?"