So you think there were just like busses full of photographers standing on the sideline of a Stanford college football game in 2007—when they had been terrible for years—and after a touchdown is scored, instead of focusing their lenses on the the guy that scored or the celebration, they trained it on the tackle…

Despite being tied for the fourth most TDs, having the third most yards per game,

"Despite being tied for the fourth most TDs, having the third most yards per game, and pulling off by far the best catch of the season"

Yeah, but I hear you can get it topped with Eminems.

Dessert menu sucks, too. All they have is Vanilla Ice Cream.

It really takes a lot to top Guy Fieri for most offensive menu.

Their drive-by pick up service didn't help matters.

Great tactic actually. If history has told us anything about Kobe, it's that first comes the assault, then comes the ring.

#PriestMode

Any Giveth Sunday

Qu'ran Landry

I Gave Jim Kelly Cancer

Lambeau Leap of Faith

Jehovah's Witten-ness

That's good SEO my man VSlave!

Lets look at the facts:

1. Chuck Johnson shits.
2. Someone shit on the floor.
3. Chuck Johnson has provided no evidence that he did not shit on the floor.

Conclusion: Chuck Johnson is a serial floor-shitter-onner.

The better question is, can Chuck Johnson prove he DIDN'T shit on the floor? Multiple times?

You may not accuse me of racism, sexism, blah blah-ish without asking me for my point of view first. I may or may not choose to give it to you.

conservatives will hate him forever for being a flashy, outspoken quarterback;

You really underestimate how much white people love dogs by leaving Michael Vick off that most hated list.