For once, I feel for the guy. No one should have to bear witness to that. It's a shame that life is quite meaningless to so many and the insecurities of people let it get the best of them and the one's they kill along side them.

i thnk mike is way off here imo teh best way to enhance memory is adding ram

It's just a Buffalo Hand Warmer

Looks like he was playing the Browns this week, too.

Somebody called an end around, I see.

Kugler: [returns to office in darkened UTEP field house]

Gruden better bulk up. I think Griffin weighs about 220 lbs.

This behavior is appalling. Mr. Gronkowski must be the most violent tight end that the New England Patriots have ever had.

Tony Allen?!?! LOL. I'd definitely be more afraid of Dwight. I'm at eye-level with Tony, Dwight look like one of them dudes that don't know their own strength. The only reason he didn't steal off on Kobe is because Los Angeles would've rioted.

When Dwight Howard goes off on somebody on the court, it's going to be worse than Kermit Washington's punch. It'll resemble that day in class that Jeremy spoke.

Wow - a college aged, middle class, white kid who ACTUALLY doesn't see color.

So sick of this Deadspin bullshit "let's make fun of Derrick all the time".

We really need NYCFC to hold an open tryout so Billy can show these hand-me-down players what real soccer is.

Yeah that is your mistake you dumbass smartass

I would say you should never have a BAC higher than your batting average, but I firmly believe in Dan Uggla's right to have a single drink whenever he chooses.

Man, we white folk sure do have it hard, don't we? Talk about trials and tribulations. Also I love how you actually used the phrase "strung up" when you were complaining about this terrible burden, that is unintentionally hilarious.

I'm with you. I think all major milestones in a man or woman's life should be shared and celebrated with the ones they love, especially parents.

Really? Because you whites said "black water fountains," and "black restrooms," and "black seating areas," and even told blacks who they could and could not marry up until the mid 20th century — oh, and throughout the late 19th and into the late 20th century, the only "stringing up," was done TO blacks by white…

I'm guessing the sensitivity there has something to do with the ~200+ years of oppression and discrimination of blacks at the hands of whites in this country but who knows - I've been wrong before.

It's just not fair, how you white people suffer.