"Actually, it's about ethics in journalism."

"Let's take the context of the word BILLS,'' Schroeder said. "It's a payment, that puts people in debt, but let's recall what happened in the 2010s with the mortgage crisis. If you're going to take that context, you can take every word and look at it and decide what your own meaning is going to be.''

"Okay... I can't hide it anymore. I have to admit that this is proof that football really does fuck players brains up." - Goodell

Have fun grimacing and rubbing your temples for the next 15 minutes.

I went home and watched the film on the iPad.

Rikk became so sweaty and flustered when he spotted his name on the top of the notecard and it dawned on him that he's been spelling Rick wrong for 43 years.

Here's said handler screaming "NO MEANS NO!" at ESPN Deportes reporter John Sutcliffe, and to be fair "No" in English does indeed mean "No" in Spanish.

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster.

Drake also gave a rousing motivational speech to the team before the event, touching on last year's national championship game defeat.

In Drake's defense, he has none.

the only thing for us to do now is to eat shit

Fortunately internet comment sections are famously forgiving. I think you guys are in the clear.

I'm not going to claim that Garber should be off-limits for criticism here, by any means, but it's worth noting that this whole thing was almost surely prompted by big-time backroom heat from MLS owners. He's ultimately just a spokesman for those guys.

"I'm sure Jarryd has a burning desire to make it in the NFL. Of course, that desire probably isn't hot enough to melt steel beams."

Thank you for your brilliant analysis and wonderful contribution to the discussion.

Not much man what's raw with you

What's rawdog?

Many teenagers with autism-spectrum disorder have difficulty paying attention for prolonged periods of time, so it's uplifting to these kids help Austin identify goals and stick to them.

He looks like someone that might have been assassinated to start a war in Europe in 1896.

"Let me go get my Jews."