I agree. I also don’t care if anyone agrees, but I hate onion in guac. I find it repulsive.

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But remember, despite the fact they can be driven into a rapey, violent rage by a smile, direct eye contact, or a flash of female wrist or ankle, men are still the wisest, most capable, and most well-suited for leadership than women are.

Can someone offer a similar course for certain members of the GOP?

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Strongly concur

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Riff Raff? That’s not Riff Raff! Who is this impostor??

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Well they’re both on the slower side and my uncle is autistic I don’t know about her though. She supposedly has A LOT of health problems but I believe she gets Medicaid and social security.

Wow, this question is fucking ludicrous. I’ve been to law school and practiced for several years and I know for a fact no lawyer would bother saving anyone else in a fire. Might as well be testing on legal customs of middle earth.

So my Costco ID won't work anymore? Wtf is this world coming to

Not sure if this is crazy enough but I got pregnant in our church parking lot by my equally horny Jesusy boyfriend. Our son is now 22 and we have been married for 21 years. We do anal on both of us.

AND, you might get in your feelings over the shit-talking, because James isgoing to call you a bitch. He always does that.

As an educator in Texas, our school districts have been on my shit list for years.

I think Skype will have to update their app to take advantage of split-screen mode... or in their case the PIP video window feature. — Yesterday, I was watching Moonstruck while playing Words With Friends. So that was pretty cool. When Netflix or my TWC TV app are able to do PIP, I will be very happy.

I have a new avatar and life hero.