Doctors also miss things because problems don't manifest the same way as they do in men. studies were done on men in the past. It was a huge revelation to the medical community that women suffer a shitload of heart disease. The symptoms are different, so they didn't know before.

I wish I was the person who convinced people to eat a giant bug I boiled to death and put on a plate. If lobsters lived on land and I killed one, cooked it, presented it to you and said "Pay me fifty bucks to eat this" you'd punch me in the face.

I worked at a Japanese restaurant that got a lot of Japanese regulars so we kept Japanese language newspapers lying around for them. One day this older white guy comes in and picks up a Japanese paper and started flipping through it while he eats. Eventually it becomes obvious that he can't actually read Japanese,…

Yeah, I get this. When I sprained my ankle and realized it was bad enough that I probably needed an MRI, one of my first thoughts was that I should shave my legs. It immediately pissed me off and was quashed, but it did pop into my head.

who are the psychos voting for smirnoff ice SHOW YOURSELVES