Want to know the deep, dark secret to why we keep using Q-tips?

or just q tips but not be a ham-fisted buffoon?

So you want to read a follow up story from the root dot com that tells you that the FBI is also obviously in the bag for the Dallas PD? Because that is 1,000,000% what you would get after the FBI concluded this is just a hood rat killing a drug dealer.

It’s pretty astounding how blatantly you people are just ignoring pertinent facts that clearly make your little conspiracy theory narrative harder to swallow. God you all look so fucking dumb, and you wonder why no one takes you seriously.

So this article is arguing that Dallas PD orchestrated the entire thing? Would that include the guy getting shot and confessing to a crime that will likely see him spend the vast majority, if not the rest of, his life in prison? Are they also time travelers that orchestrated the previous attempt on his life?

THIS AINT ABOUT ME, BUT YO HOLD UP NIGGA AND LET ME WRITE A BLOG MAKING IT ABOUT ME

Dramatic much? Jesus fucking Christ. Hundreds of people had their lives changed? Really?

Um, the purpose of the letter is to argue her case and why she shouldn’t go to jail. Of course it hasn’t to be about her. Are you thick? 

I fucked Cain’s wife when she was in college before they were together. Believe it or not, she is even crazier than him.

I’m glad the judge agreed. 12 years supervised release for what she did was fucking ridiculous. This is pretty clearly shade at the prosecutors:

The “Texas State Guard” is the phony quasi-military organization that the governor  “re-activated” in a cynical ploy to appease the Prison Planet listeners during Jade Helm. They were keeping an eye on the real military.

That is true! Of course policies that are popular in rural districts are not necessarily popular in the state as a whole. It’s not stated explicitly as often because it’s obvious—obviously the areas with 20% of the state’s population isn’t representative of the whole state, but people do tend to make that mistake…

I mean, the message was poorly communicated, but is it even deniable that just because the Midwest has progressive urban areas that elect people like Rashida Tlaib or Ilhan Omar, that doesn’t mean those candidates’s policies would win at a state or regional level? This is true of urban candidates everywhere—AOC…

Kirsten Gillibrand’s presidential campaign has to a large degree had the oxygen sucked out of it by the backlash to her call for Franken to resign. Franken however, far from being destroyed, is well on his way to a comeback.

libs, eating their own, since....forever. 

Sure, he’s right that what he’s describing would happen eventually. When you create a system that limits student-athlete agency and add an exception like this, some kid is going to do what he believes in his own best interest. But big fucking deal... Is it more important to preempt the rare college getting “screwed”…

You must never have seen Djokovic play a match before. He had one swipe against a mike on the umpire stand, only briefly debated whether a call was made before he could have played a ball, and maybe one other time sorta griped at his box about something. He was only about 10% Hulk smash mode in this match compared to…

Dear Gabe and Deadspin,

So what exactly is he trying to do? What’s the evil master plan?

Nah man. As someone who thinks and works a lot on racial justice from a progressive, AfAm perspective, Till’s inclusion here is not a bad thing AT ALL. If we can disrupt a “lighthearted” moment and get people to Google a kid they never heard of and learn about racial terror...that is a VERY GOOD thing. You’re reaching…