Definitely still light around midnight at this time of time in that part of Alaska. 

Since your idea of politics is to pass policies to satiate your obvious deep need for affirmation, would you settle for just a congratulations card and allow us to implement policy that benefits society as a whole?

This is dumb. The reason we have due process in the legal context is because it gives us the best chance at fairness and reliability. There’s no reason this same thing shouldn’t be desirable in other contexts. Stop being a fucking dumb ass. 

Jane Meyer’s piece added something to this conversation. It was meticulously researched and quote people coming at this topic from all angles.

You seem unnecessarily upset about this benign bit of news. 

You’re wrong. JB Holmes is notoriously slow. It took him almost 6 hours to play his final round at Riviera this year. He’s so slow one golf podcast calls him the Pace Car. He deserves this scorn. And there is a great distance between causing a scene during a playing partner’s shot and taking two fucking minutes every…

Why is it wrong for Harbaugh to point out that this rule will inevitably be abused because it would be the hardest thing imaginable to enforce if all a player had to say was “I’m depressed” to get instant eligibility?

Um, yeah. But Djokovic didn’t have the benefit of winning his first like 8 slams while the next best player was Andy fucking Roddick.

You should definitely not have high expectations for this writer. 

I’m not sure what’s worse about this take—the underlying claim to Federer’s all-sport greatness, or the fact that you think Mickey Mantle is in the conversation for greatest baseball player ever.

This shit is so fucking weird. Djokovic is plenty “likeable.” You’re just an asshole. This weird distinction that’s made between two rich European guys who do basically the exact same shit is based, I think, in some odd bigotry against Serbs or Eastern Europeans in general. 

You know you need fucking reasonable suspicion to detain a person, right?

It’s such a predictable human failure for some numb-nuts on the Internet to sheepishly litigate whether a person dying of kidney failure’s last plea for salvation is or is not deserving based upon that the numb-nuts’s judgement of the gravity of that person’s very public worst act. 

Deadspin complaining about the amount of media attention this case received is pretty fucking rich. 

Your beef is with the government’s prosecutors, who apparently couldn’t prove this case beyond a reasonable doubt. 

You’re wrong. Regular old criminal appeals are decided every day on evidentiary insufficiency.

Bullshit. It’s her fucking job to provide service. She is literally in the service industry. 

The insufferable tone obscured whatever point the author was trying to make for the 800th time. 

The legal issues in this case appear to have eluded you. 

People who know what they are talking about (the opposite of you) have noted that this was dangerously close to the sort of calamity that would have literally ended their sport (4 or 5 horses dying on live TV during the fucking Derby).