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They aren’t as eager as you think they are. This is a quote from the article:

Well, unhealthy older men is the primary target for this, so MAYBE! 

Yeah, also curious about this. I’ve watched a few episodes of that show, and it seems harmless?? I dunno, maybe this is a foie gras thing.

Do you think it ever starts to feel tiresome attempting to dress like you live in *ThE FuTuRe* all the time? Kim, girl, you can wear some jeans if you really want to.

I MUST take this opportunity to show you my pup Charley, he is the best dog in the whole wide world. And he’s so cute I can’t stand it.

Alcoholic and prescription drug abuser. They weren’t fucking around.

Also, why the fuck am I in the greys now???

get a fucking flu shot. Vaccinate your children.

But if you are *truly* Catholic, then you don’t have any other option. Because the church says, if you don’t follow their doctrine, then you are going to hell. Now, as to why current Catholics haven’t demanded action for the leadership to take action and change their policies, I couldn’t tell you. 

Jacob, I’m glad that you’re doing this, but I also want Belize to stay a secret. I got married there, and have been there 4 times, but shhhhh, it’s nice because it’s not crazy (or expensive). No stinking senor frogs, no McD’s on every street corner. No spring break, very few obnoxious tourists.

It’s the same with cherry/coke slushees for me going to any theme park. My reasoning is, you’re usually on your feet for long periods of time in light-heavy heat, which means you’re sweating, losing those electrolytes and energy quick. One of these things is like a frozen sugar blast to your brain, instant cooler

Everyone should have at least one bad college cooking story. I honestly wouldn’t trust anyone that didn’t have one. You can’t know what you’re doing unless you have some spectacular failures under your belt. 

My sister did this exact thing (the salt, not mom’s boss). She still has yet to live it down, and we mention it every time she bakes to make sure she is reading the salt correctly!

Honestly, I enjoy that I can see everything, but it seems like such a waste of space. You know when you play the Sims, and it takes you 5 hours to make a meal? Yeah, this seems like that. No efficiency at all. 

The most surprising thing about this story is that the drunk guy who fell off a boat was able to tread water for that long, and didn’t immediately drown.

I’ve also been feeling this lately. I have been a reader since 2012 - death emoji-.

I know the Tyrells are all dead, but I’ll never throw away my House Tyrell shirt. If only Olenna had gotten her way! The ending we never got, but we all deserve.

Genuinely surprised that the Sazerac wasn’t mentioned!

Honestly, I would rather watch this x 1 million over watching DPP pull the sludge out of people’s skin. At least this stuff is dry and sweep-able! And honestly, you can see how relieved this poor dude is once he’s able to walk semi-comfortably again.

These photos look great! I’m so excited to see this!!