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So, the very first obvious question that comes to mind after reading a synopsis of this film is, if you go back to murder your father, and find that someone has beaten you to the punch, why do you stick around to investigate and avenge him? Soooo many questions.

Dude, the movie came out in 2007. I’ts not a spoiler anymore.

I actually broke down and watched it after it started coming on TV (mostly because my boss told me she loved it.) It’s fine, it has literally been done before (several times.)

I honestly think I only saw it just the one time on VHS or something, but I REMEMBER the part where she goes looking outside of the house, and runs into her husband in the fog. That scene, plus Silent Hill have made me convinced that every time I am in fog that I am actually dead. (Not really, but it’s very unnerving.)

Links pleaaaase!!

Yooooo I haven’t thought about Amazon Trail in 20 years legit.

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Hercules is actually my favorite Disney movie, nbd. But it is VERY IMPORTANT that everyone watch this side by side of the singers filming the gospel songs. They are amazing.

Thank you for thinking ahead and acting decisively! If we could all do it, we might be able to actually flatten the curve.

GOD, the Stand for everyone if you’re on lockdown. It will take you 2 weeks to read at least. See: anything else by SKing.

The Doomsday book is actually fantastic, but (for everyone else) without giving too much away, it is about the BLACK PLAGUE. Everything you think might happen, happens, in excruciating detail. So... just be aware of that going into it.

This recipe is absolute chaos. Sauteed or chopped? Leaves? 1 tumeric??

And now they sell them with jelly in the middle!

Fun story: as a tween on a trip I left my passport there! The only thing that goes in that pocket now is my plastic waterbottle, and garbage.

They aren’t as eager as you think they are. This is a quote from the article:

Well, unhealthy older men is the primary target for this, so MAYBE! 

Yeah, also curious about this. I’ve watched a few episodes of that show, and it seems harmless?? I dunno, maybe this is a foie gras thing.

Do you think it ever starts to feel tiresome attempting to dress like you live in *ThE FuTuRe* all the time? Kim, girl, you can wear some jeans if you really want to.

I MUST take this opportunity to show you my pup Charley, he is the best dog in the whole wide world. And he’s so cute I can’t stand it.

Alcoholic and prescription drug abuser. They weren’t fucking around.

Also, why the fuck am I in the greys now???