get a fucking flu shot. Vaccinate your children.

But if you are *truly* Catholic, then you don’t have any other option. Because the church says, if you don’t follow their doctrine, then you are going to hell. Now, as to why current Catholics haven’t demanded action for the leadership to take action and change their policies, I couldn’t tell you. 

Jacob, I’m glad that you’re doing this, but I also want Belize to stay a secret. I got married there, and have been there 4 times, but shhhhh, it’s nice because it’s not crazy (or expensive). No stinking senor frogs, no McD’s on every street corner. No spring break, very few obnoxious tourists.

It’s the same with cherry/coke slushees for me going to any theme park. My reasoning is, you’re usually on your feet for long periods of time in light-heavy heat, which means you’re sweating, losing those electrolytes and energy quick. One of these things is like a frozen sugar blast to your brain, instant cooler…

Everyone should have at least one bad college cooking story. I honestly wouldn’t trust anyone that didn’t have one. You can’t know what you’re doing unless you have some spectacular failures under your belt. 

My sister did this exact thing (the salt, not mom’s boss). She still has yet to live it down, and we mention it every time she bakes to make sure she is reading the salt correctly!

Honestly, I enjoy that I can see everything, but it seems like such a waste of space. You know when you play the Sims, and it takes you 5 hours to make a meal? Yeah, this seems like that. No efficiency at all. 

The most surprising thing about this story is that the drunk guy who fell off a boat was able to tread water for that long, and didn’t immediately drown.

I’ve also been feeling this lately. I have been a reader since 2012 - death emoji-.

I know the Tyrells are all dead, but I’ll never throw away my House Tyrell shirt. If only Olenna had gotten her way! The ending we never got, but we all deserve.

Genuinely surprised that the Sazerac wasn’t mentioned!

Honestly, I would rather watch this x 1 million over watching DPP pull the sludge out of people’s skin. At least this stuff is dry and sweep-able! And honestly, you can see how relieved this poor dude is once he’s able to walk semi-comfortably again.

These photos look great! I’m so excited to see this!!

$50 is a pretty low price point TBH. I’m OK with spending $100-$200 on shoes when they are very well made (hopefully in US) and will last a few years (where the sandals that I bought this summer for $12 need to be thrown out now). I can’t justify going over $500.

You’ve got a troll, RealFlamingjune, and it’s a rude one!

No, you only think they did for a moment. That’s why they’re saying that no death felt real.

There’s a pretty good Youtube video out there of a former career criminal analyzing heist movies. This is pretty much the main takeaway - if you don’t already have a buyer lined up for whatever you steal, your goods are basically worthless. Which is why cash is target #1!

This is true not just for Ghana, but travel in general. Don’t pack anything in your checked baggage that if it went missing, you wouldn’t just go “oh well”, walk down to the market, and pick something else up.

Also, Target has a line of knockoff AG dolls “Our Generation”, where everything from the dolls to the accessories are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY cheaper. It’s dumb to spend $85 on a doll, when I can get a similar one for my niece for $30.

You slept in your van? Were you there for a funeral? That is possibly the only reason that I would ever sleep in my car, and that there were no accommodations left. This sounds like an actual nightmare that I have had.