Also, I did not realize that I was in the greys these days! Cool. Cool cool cool. 

I am stealing this moment from Team Cat (who will probably ignore me anyway) to show you a photo of my wonderful pup, who I picked up in August. He is the best and floofiest pup in the world.

I mean, it’s a very occam’s razor moment, and not very exciting. So it’s fine that you slept through it!

I’m not tired of the mob movie, but I am kind of tired of the same stars playing mobsters in mob movies. The Departed is really the only movie I’ve ever had an ohholyshit moment in. It’s kind of nice to genuinely be surprised with violence every now and then.

Yeah, I was going to say, don’t you just have to make a quick trip to Flushing?

We were staying just around the corner from Edinburgh Gin! I got used to having these little things around. (I also live in Texas, and was swept off my feet by a pre-mixed cocktail!)

Me my entire honeymoon in Scotland last year:

This is truly amazing. You’ve got the first documented case of Karen on file. “Karen” - patient zero. Remarkable.

Favorite chip sandwich?

Mine is simple - PB&J with lays classic. So yummy.

I am also calling bullshit on this for a lot of the same reasons, and I also grew up close to Dammam. No one is making this. Roasted baby camel? Sure. Do they also butcher animals on the side of the road during Hajj? Also yes. But no one is making this abomination.

Depends on who you ask!

Seriously!! It’s not as if anyone expected the president to bend down and check out its genitalia, easy mistake, just go oops our bad! Good girl!

ETA: Nevermind, the stars aren’t upgrading gray comments like they used to?

Seysmebitches, that dismiss button is super useful any troll you may or may not have!

Always worth re-posting.

Regina King looks AMAZING she’s definitely taking my #1 spot. I never thought I’d like anything that Christina Aguilera wears, but time has proved me wrong. She looks like an actual angel.

brb, dying of laughs.

The whole Tod working for WhatTimeIsIt.com storyline was amazing. Beginning to end. 

That or oatmeal squares, I’ve really come to love this variant and a hint of added sweetness.

Kacey Musgraves, I am now jealous that you get to hold the title of “royal high fiver”. I honestly don’t give a single hoot about your music, but this is pure gold. I would have a plaque made. Put it on my business cards. All of the things.