$50 is a pretty low price point TBH. I’m OK with spending $100-$200 on shoes when they are very well made (hopefully in US) and will last a few years (where the sandals that I bought this summer for $12 need to be thrown out now). I can’t justify going over $500.

You’ve got a troll, RealFlamingjune, and it’s a rude one!

No, you only think they did for a moment. That’s why they’re saying that no death felt real.

There’s a pretty good Youtube video out there of a former career criminal analyzing heist movies. This is pretty much the main takeaway - if you don’t already have a buyer lined up for whatever you steal, your goods are basically worthless. Which is why cash is target #1!

This is true not just for Ghana, but travel in general. Don’t pack anything in your checked baggage that if it went missing, you wouldn’t just go “oh well”, walk down to the market, and pick something else up.

Also, Target has a line of knockoff AG dolls “Our Generation”, where everything from the dolls to the accessories are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY cheaper. It’s dumb to spend $85 on a doll, when I can get a similar one for my niece for $30.

You slept in your van? Were you there for a funeral? That is possibly the only reason that I would ever sleep in my car, and that there were no accommodations left. This sounds like an actual nightmare that I have had.

Also, I did not realize that I was in the greys these days! Cool. Cool cool cool. 

I am stealing this moment from Team Cat (who will probably ignore me anyway) to show you a photo of my wonderful pup, who I picked up in August. He is the best and floofiest pup in the world.

I mean, it’s a very occam’s razor moment, and not very exciting. So it’s fine that you slept through it!

I’m not tired of the mob movie, but I am kind of tired of the same stars playing mobsters in mob movies. The Departed is really the only movie I’ve ever had an ohholyshit moment in. It’s kind of nice to genuinely be surprised with violence every now and then.

Yeah, I was going to say, don’t you just have to make a quick trip to Flushing?

We were staying just around the corner from Edinburgh Gin! I got used to having these little things around. (I also live in Texas, and was swept off my feet by a pre-mixed cocktail!)

Me my entire honeymoon in Scotland last year:

This is truly amazing. You’ve got the first documented case of Karen on file. “Karen” - patient zero. Remarkable.

Favorite chip sandwich?

Mine is simple - PB&J with lays classic. So yummy.

I am also calling bullshit on this for a lot of the same reasons, and I also grew up close to Dammam. No one is making this. Roasted baby camel? Sure. Do they also butcher animals on the side of the road during Hajj? Also yes. But no one is making this abomination.

Depends on who you ask!

Seriously!! It’s not as if anyone expected the president to bend down and check out its genitalia, easy mistake, just go oops our bad! Good girl!

ETA: Nevermind, the stars aren’t upgrading gray comments like they used to?