Click is pretty nice, and there’s a movie called Reign Over Me with Don Cheadle that’s a depressing deep cut for anyone that’s looking for a serious cry. 

Yes! Thank you for stanning 50 First Dates with me. Anytime he and Drew Barrymore get together it’s a treasure.

My husband loves all of the trash Adam Sandler comedies, including all of the Grown Ups sequels. It is something I make fun of him relentlessly for. But Little Nicky is one that I concede that I still find funny. Henry Winkler covered in bees!

Isn’t this LIT-ERA-LLY how we had gotten our last serial killer?? This exact scenario? And they ignored it!? JFC.

Let’s all forget Emilia Clark was also Sarah Conner, as it was entirely forgettable. I literally forgot I had seen it until I saw it on the other day, and went, oh yeah, I’ve seen this already. 

Yeah, it’s one of those things that I probably won’t forgive my dad for either. Luckily, I was outspoken *enough* to call him on that shit when I was going through it. But I didn’t get any backup from my mom at all, which is still a little hard. 

Oh hell no. If it is causing him that level of anxiety, he should write one of those celebrity “I’m getting off Twitter because it’s toxic” messages and leave. Literal HIV, calm down Miss Cleo.

Oh God, THAT’S what is going on. I thought I was having a stroke there were so many tablets looking at me the last time I was there.

Money may not buy happiness, but it sure does buy vacations! Is it so much to want vacations??

Yesss. It’s not that hard! Also trying to break out of small business into corporate (small town), bless the small business owners but they are sooo needy and neurotic.

Well good luck to you too then! I dream of a job where I no longer have to show people how the “drag fill” function operates in Excel. Someday!!

Hahaha, the perfect amount of famous! Good for you Coldplay drummer guy!

I hear that! I’m usually on top of things and planning ahead, but the last few weeks I’ve been turrible about it. But it’s because I’m interviewing somewhere else and super anxious/excited about it, so, sorry not sorry?

Rich? Totally. Famous? ...

Nah, don’t feel like an asshole IronMaiden. They told you - repeatedly - that you should be in costume, and no one bothered to let you know about layoffs. That is 100% on them.

How could you possibly have known? Especially after nearly 20 years. That’s on the person you were dating not giving you a heads up (if they knew). If they didn’t, then people just need to chillllll. 

Ahhh Rugby, the only sport I attended in college for this exact reason. The short-shorts are just whipped cream on this sundae. I still couldn’t explain how this game is played if you put a gun to my head.

Seriously! She’s basically ripped off the “think of the children!” lady from the Simpsons!

We’ve got it! Someone posted it.

I live in Texas. Close to Houston. This is important to mention for two separate reasons.