ispeakjive
ISpeakJive
ispeakjive

WTF. I would HOPE that kids abuse the privilege of not bleeding out of their pants (like I did, thanks extra heavy flows!) during school hours. How can people be so stupid??

Can we share all of our weird sandwiches?

Oh nooo... Idaho that can’t be true, can it?

Trolls will be dismissed. 

OK lady who wrote this story. I don’t dislike this story because of the religious overtones, because there have been plenty with them over the years. I dislike it because it’s a hamfisted attempt to shoehorn in an evangelical message where it isn’t needed or wanted, and it is done so poorly and in such a cliche way,

So interesting! Thanks Caballero!

I can’t seem to find their comment, otherwise I would!

Yeah, if the staffer ever comes out against Katie I will absolutely back them. But RedState can go die somewhere, they are such a cesspool.

Yeah, turns out it’s not very scary after all.

Yeah I couldn’t find any reliable sources verifying an iron cross tattoo.

Wowwww. This is horrendous. I was wondering WTF was going on this morning when some horrible asshole was badmouthing baseball fans for booing the president at the game, saying that some “slut” had resigned this morning. It’s definitely inappropriate to have this type of relationship with your staffer, but the smear

Who dresses in spooooky over washed clothing!

Preeeeeach. You can always tell. Oh DID he confess to the murder in front of a stranger and the girl’s close relative? Cool. Totally plausible.

AND DON’T BRING HER UP NEITHER. OK guy ????

Mmmmkkk, I shall beware of old clothes and sunglasses at my door then.

Truly the MPDG of stories.

Yes, I didn’t even think of that, but you’re absolutely right. It’s just a bad story on top of it. 

Yes, but her neighbor was acting like it wasn’t a person, but some sort of haunting. I’ve never heard of a ghost/demon that knocks on your door for a bit of a chat!

Guyyyysss, who approved the Ouija board story?

What is the weird Jehovah’s Witness thing? I’m not super into the supernatural, but this doesn’t ring any bells for legends/popular ghosts.