OH my God. He’s Sophie Lennon.

I was in Chengdu for a summer! I remember sweating over hotpot, only to step outside and find it felt cooler afterward, despite the humidity.

Yeah, honestly I’m only 5'9", and I remember getting weather comments like this a lot. (I dunno if I just went to school with a bunch of shorties or what but ???)

It’s disappointing that someone who likes Futurama so much could be such an unrepentant dick.

Good for you. Nobody needs that kind of toxicity hanging over them.

I’m so so sorry that this happened to you, and that you’re family totally disregarded you. It’s so shitty to hear when people’s families can’t act like one.

I’m so sorry that you went through something so awful, but so happy that you had a supportive family there to back you up. Hope you are doing well now <3.

Maryland witnessed Ralph Ford apologizing to Ed Kavanaugh and being offered forgiveness by way of a manly handshake.

Oh me too! It genuinely makes me laugh that Miz lived in Austin (I live in Texas) and he and his wife found it so boring that they had to move back to LA. I’ve also watched a recent episode of Stone Cold’s new show, and was surprised at how much he still sounds like he’s from Edna (also close, it is literally a blip…

Yeah. I know people in the small town I live in wonder why they never see me at church, but if they knew what I knew, they would know why. 

Cocktails are usually the most expensive, but there’s also the most labor going into that. If you’re at a nicer restaurant ordering cocktails (which should be the only place you’re ordering them, no one wants a jack and coke for $12 where the coke is flat), it takes around 2-5 minutes to make a cocktail depending on…

Hi friend! I went to a Baptist military boarding school in Texas. Luckily I had a reasonable religion teacher, but our pastor was totally bananas. I remember being pretty uncomfortable during (luckily) weekly service. I still can’t really hang around Baptists.

And Mattress Mack will probably have a loyal customer base for a generation because of it. That’s what I truly don’t understand about selfish people who refuse to help in desperate situations. Even if you come at it from a purely financial gain perspective, your losses are few up front, but your gains are enormous in…

The hairy guy aforementioned is Braun Strowman. He breaks a lot of things.

It’s worth mentioning. He’s a true piece of shit.

I would also like to join in on this.

Girl, yes, I feel this. Not because of competitive diving because lol I was never that fit, but just from having any sort of chest existing in any sort of swimsuit jumping into any pool ever. 

It’s those chicklet teeth that haunt my dreams. He went all the way to the top of the white scale. He should not have.

Damn. Good for Jen. I’m not mad about it.

It feels like the actual donut part would be super dry? And that the cheesecake would be consolation for that. Thoughts?