It’s not poor people that are driving their country off a cliff. It’s rich people, who will weather this storm and come out perfectly fine, maybe not as rich as they started. Poor people are the ones who will suffer. They are always the ones that suffer. 

That’s fair. Maybe things have changed for the better after 20 years in the secret service? Here’s hoping.

What chatter though!

This is a good rule. I do feel like I’ve just hit my 40s instead of my 30s.

So adorable!!

Oh yeah, this is totally trying to play it cool while secretly freaking out. Especially if you share a class with her. I wouldn’t hear a single word the teacher was saying for at least three classes.

So I guess I’m the only one feeling nostalgic after that little girl in the photo is old enough to enroll in college. And that it’s been three years since we’ve had a sane/non-senile/not-a-total-unrepentant-dick president.

I played like 99% of this first game, but got too creeped out during the nightmare photography teacher sequence, I wasn’t sneaky enough. I googled the ending.

Ewwwww booo Rob Schneider. I actually like watching 50 First Dates but this kind of ruins it for me.

Or someone can pour poison in his ear while he’s tweeting on the toilet. Not saying it’s me, but someone out there sure can.

I was just coming to say this! $850 is a lot for a lot of people I know, but for a week-long Kim Kardashian fashion camp? Seems like a steal.

Hi Andrew! I know I’m not really from ‘round these parts, but I wanted to tell you wedding accidents happen! When I was married (thankfully neither my husband nor I) one of our groomsmen had to go to the ER on a small island from falling out of a golf cart and slicing his head wide open. He lost 2-3 pints of blood…

This deserves more stars.

Wow this is a fresh load of horseshit on the shitpile.

Ha! They do have good commercials. No, I just bought one for myself after spending several nights on one.

If you want to spend the money, I’ve been recommending Purple to anyone that will listen!

Yep yep yep. I loved Jaime and Brienne (even though I’ll stan Tormund until I die), and it still made complete sense that he went back to Cersei.

SAME Cherith. I was completely fine with how it ended. Everything made sense to me, even if it was rushed. People are so annoying when it comes to endings, because it wasn’t what THEY wanted. And at least we got an ending here, even if it doesn’t happen in the books (which I’m fine with, the series has gone on for so…

So for all of us actually in Texas (30 min from Shiner here), it’s f-king hot right now. Too hot for normal bock.