You’re playing all wrong Gita. Pick people you don’t really like, and be brutally honest with their characters.

SUPER hideous. I was literally there with a friend and her daughter who is 11, and I was like “Hey! This is what I wore at your age except it looked terrible then, and would now!”

Will Urban also sell something other than what Old Navy was trying to sell me in 1998, including “one size fits all” shirts? These boobs.. are not made for that.

Agreed with everything. Also, I probably WOULDN’T know that I was 6 weeks along. I have an IUD now, but part of the reason I do is that my period was so intense and so irregular, I may not even notice that I’m pregnant for that amount of time. Also, I live in Texas, so I gotta keep that uterus on LOCK, even though I’m…

Oh I’ll singe my fingertips a bit making tortillas or pita, no avoiding that. But a pan with hot bacon grease, that’s a whole different level. The violin does help to explain that, like dancers’ feet I’m sure.

You take a wipe of bacon grease from the pan? Are you a masochist?

I also feel particularly bad, because she not only ate a piece of food that was too hot, she apparently wolfed it down so quickly, it would have put my dog to shame, and didn’t notice it burning until it lodged in her throat.

Jared Kushner, and all of the others put into power because of their educational pedigrees, bought and paid for. Generations worth. 

LOL. Dismissals only for “TomMcCuck”. Can’t imagine why you wouldn’t have anything nuanced to say. 

Exactly! It’s basically meaningless. It makes no sense unless you think about how he’s a raving egomaniac.

“She pushes the vegetables off her plate and says, ‘That’s the food of my food.’”

There’s a whole wide world of excellent tequila out there! Patron isn’t really one of them.

Good point!

It should definitely not have taken this long, but congratulations to Anne McClain, Christina Koch, Kristen Facciol, and all of the women participating in the walk. I can’t imagine how it must feel to participate. 

As is this: (brb crying)

Well I certainly hope not :(. 

What a powerful header image. Gayle King, you are a strong lady.

Also true. Insecurity is a symptom of textbook narcissistic personality disorder.

Spread his wings and fly away! (To prison)

What level of insecurity must you be feeling on a daily basis to not only criticize a Columbia/Harvard graduate for not releasing their high school transcripts, but to then bury your own?