He’s actually got one slated for this year!

I’m sorry, if you’re not eating fast food fried chicken at Willie’s instead of Popeye’s while in NOLA, then you are bad and wrong.

Starred for comment + username.

Oh I avoid politics with my dad like the plague. Our arguments in the past are now family legend.

Exactly! You can bury your head in the sand all you want, but if he’s got written evidence in emails, or voice recordings, like, how can you deny it?? I mean, they will, but it will be even more baffling.

I unfortunately live in Trump country, it’s been pretty quiet as of late. I think most people are embarrassed, but so stubborn that they refuse to admit that they were and are incorrect. They’ll still vote solid Republican of course, so I have nothing but disdain for most politics in the area.

This is the correct take. Also, just for added measure, Nicholas Sparks can go fuck himself. I hate that schlocky, sappy nonsense. Come at me legion of fans who are clearly out there because these terrible movies keep getting made of these terrible books, I will not budge. 

I know in my brain that all of the crimes that Trump has committed will never matter to his supporters, but this pettiness from his longtime personal lawyer - I am here for it.

Starred for “puckered butthole sewer lips”. 

It just blindsides you, I tell ya!

One more option that I see a LOT where I live. If you aren’t a SAHM with a spouse making a large income, then the job that you have is merely to provide for the added daycare/healthcare costs.

I don’t either. The whole thing was jaw-dropping. The burns. Getting impaled. The MACHINE he forced her to work on. I was just low key screaming reading the whole thing.

Wow. What a total shit.

Yes! It is SO good but so difficult to get through. I kept expecting someone to die or get murdered!

I live in Texas, and make a lot of queso. WHO AMONG YOU PUTS CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP INTO QUESO?? I literally had never heard of this until someone mentioned it to me today. NO THANK YOU WHITE PEOPLE.

Hahahaha OK. Come on skin cancer, where are you when we need you? A lifetime spent under tanning beds should be a guarantee!

Neither is the rise in sexual crimes since 11/16, as I saw this lovely news this morning.

“Don’t drink and scoot” LOLOLOLOL as if they haven’t seen the drunk people downtown on their scooters. Especially the blocks that are partitioned off.

Soooo...

I like the topographical look of some of these, helloooo capes!