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Bring back ocean liners.

the squeak is part of the Art™

*tinfoilhat*

Wait, so you are mad that now everyone does what you do? Classic.

I checked my phone but I don’t see an app called brain”. Guess I am SOL.

It’s basically printing your own money at this point. 

“This is a perfect case of Ferrari ass-showing: create an SUV nobody wants”

Or as it’s put in the article “sorta-racist”.

I just hope for a similar compromise.

BaT shit crazy pricing.

Check Argentina.

NASA set up a little restaurant on the Moon back ‘69 when they landed.

It sure beats being below sea-level and getting the Benz.

Andes puns keep impressing.

Cruises aren’t luxurious - they’re prison for lazy morons who think that constitutes travel.

Immigrant cars doing the work that American cars refuse to do.

He’d rather disrupt the presidency by putting in several independent contractors with no background checks, but when confronted, he’ll say NO THE PRESIDENCY IS A SOFTWARE COMPANY.