It was called S2000 most likely for its 2.0 engine.

This model is far more realistic, as it comes with an asshole right above the nuts.

*psst* it’s not the boomers who complain about loud exhausts and truck nuts.

Because all the brodozers already have a dildo behind the wheel.

Pretty sure the donor car for that is a BMW 4 series and it’s been cleverly disguised as a BMW 4 series.

If someone did that to my child, either the driver would end up dead, or I would.

Also:

The only thing real about those housewives are their collarbones, maybe.

In your defense, you still have your van.

Chadwick even fled the scene and posted the damn video of him and his dad crashing to his Instagram

This dude’s name is really Chad

Probably shouldn’t talk about small balls around Elon. You might get accused of some inappropriate behavior.

Well. Looks like that render wasn’t... that... far... off.

Oak trees. Stronger than steel.

One of the worse things I see in this report is the ignoring of the construction workers. I’m a good enough engineer to know I don’t know everything. A guy with a high school education that has actually done stuff with his hands and not just on a computer knows a lot more about how things actually work than I do. Some…

You forgot to mention the GTI is too fat and safe, the Corvette is too expensive and going mid-engined will cause Zora to roll over in his grave, the Boxster/Cayman’s turbo-4 sounds terrible... God, it’s like you aren’t even listening to us complain, Patrick. This article really missed the mark.

Nobody liked when new? Did you live under a rock in the ‘80s? These were on the Car and Driver 10 best list several times.